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...we're adding fuel to the fire...

...knocked out the firefighters so they wouldn't interfere...

...fed the dragon, and now they light up together...

...Rome was burned, Moscow was burned, what’s next on the list, Lord Sarumyan...?

...joined after Gerostratos, it's more fun together...:D

...well, the beer ran out... the fiery rituals are over for today... :(

Here I am buzzing!!!:D
Hey! Wanna fly around?

наткнулся!
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Found a couple of jokes:
A curse was placed on the Russian national football team; our football players are controlled using voodoo dolls, and Onopko was kidnapped by aliens. Watch these and other excuses in the post-match press conference.

A man works as a roofer. And one day he had bad luck: he fell from the roof. He fell badly: he broke both arms and was put in a cast for six months. He sits at home, bored. He decided to call "Sex on the Phone" to relieve his boredom.
An alluring voice answered the phone:
- Hello! My name is Sveta, and what's yours? Let's play a game: I'm a nurse, you're a patient, and you have both arms in casts

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but why aren't the links working??? or is that the whole point...

and here's another joke on the same sad topic of domestic football:
Guus Hiddink walks into a sporting goods store, and he just keeps walking and walking, peering at the stands with hockey gear, golf clubs, etc. The salesman naturally recognizes him...
-Hello! I recognize you...
-Yes, yes,- Hiddink replies curtly, continuing to stare at the shelves.
The salesman, somewhat awkwardly:
-Perhaps I can help you with something, or have you already chosen?
-Hm... Well, be so kind - please wrap up 3 volleyballs, a dozen pucks, a couple of basketballs and a couple for rugby, several pairs of skis and biathlon rifles, definitely 22 rubber swimming caps, definitely 4 tennis rackets and a dozen for ping-pong, 5 shuttlecocks for badminton... that seems to be all.
The salesman, amazed:
-But Guus, which national team have they put you in charge of training?
Guus, thoughtfully:
-That's exactly what I'm trying to figure out...

Of course, I've seen people named "Sandro"... And recently, I saw a Cocker Spaniel somewhere named "Vidomina".

There are many such coincidences: in my city, there is a "Palantir Light Salon" (a stone from The Lord of the Rings).
There is a brand of apples called "Azura" (a goddess in Morrowind).
And regarding the "Secret City":
I recently read a newspaper, and on the front page, there was an address from Zyuganov: "Dear Comrade Ortega!" It turned out that this was the President of Venezuela.
In another newspaper, the headline was "Headquarters of a Miracle." Only later did I realize that it was a pre-New Year's issue about the apartment of a person who works as Santa Claus at home.

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