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Found a couple of jokes:
A curse was placed on the Russian national football team; our football players are controlled using voodoo dolls, and Onopko was kidnapped by aliens. Watch these and other excuses in the post-match press conference.
A man works as a roofer. And one day he had bad luck: he fell from the roof. He fell badly: he broke both arms and was put in a cast for six months. He sits at home, bored. He decided to call "Sex on the Phone" to relieve his boredom.
An alluring voice answered the phone:
- Hello! My name is Sveta, and what's yours? Let's play a game: I'm a nurse, you're a patient, and you have both arms in casts
A curse was placed on the Russian national football team; our football players are controlled using voodoo dolls, and Onopko was kidnapped by aliens. Watch these and other excuses in the post-match press conference.
A man works as a roofer. And one day he had bad luck: he fell from the roof. He fell badly: he broke both arms and was put in a cast for six months. He sits at home, bored. He decided to call "Sex on the Phone" to relieve his boredom.
An alluring voice answered the phone:
- Hello! My name is Sveta, and what's yours? Let's play a game: I'm a nurse, you're a patient, and you have both arms in casts
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but why aren't the links working??? or is that the whole point...
and here's another joke on the same sad topic of domestic football:
Guus Hiddink walks into a sporting goods store, and he just keeps walking and walking, peering at the stands with hockey gear, golf clubs, etc. The salesman naturally recognizes him...
-Hello! I recognize you...
-Yes, yes,- Hiddink replies curtly, continuing to stare at the shelves.
The salesman, somewhat awkwardly:
-Perhaps I can help you with something, or have you already chosen?
-Hm... Well, be so kind - please wrap up 3 volleyballs, a dozen pucks, a couple of basketballs and a couple for rugby, several pairs of skis and biathlon rifles, definitely 22 rubber swimming caps, definitely 4 tennis rackets and a dozen for ping-pong, 5 shuttlecocks for badminton... that seems to be all.
The salesman, amazed:
-But Guus, which national team have they put you in charge of training?
Guus, thoughtfully:
-That's exactly what I'm trying to figure out...
and here's another joke on the same sad topic of domestic football:
Guus Hiddink walks into a sporting goods store, and he just keeps walking and walking, peering at the stands with hockey gear, golf clubs, etc. The salesman naturally recognizes him...
-Hello! I recognize you...
-Yes, yes,- Hiddink replies curtly, continuing to stare at the shelves.
The salesman, somewhat awkwardly:
-Perhaps I can help you with something, or have you already chosen?
-Hm... Well, be so kind - please wrap up 3 volleyballs, a dozen pucks, a couple of basketballs and a couple for rugby, several pairs of skis and biathlon rifles, definitely 22 rubber swimming caps, definitely 4 tennis rackets and a dozen for ping-pong, 5 shuttlecocks for badminton... that seems to be all.
The salesman, amazed:
-But Guus, which national team have they put you in charge of training?
Guus, thoughtfully:
-That's exactly what I'm trying to figure out...
Draco_Lich
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Of course, I've seen people named "Sandro"... And recently, I saw a Cocker Spaniel somewhere named "Vidomina".
Saruman
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There are many such coincidences: in my city, there is a "Palantir Light Salon" (a stone from The Lord of the Rings).
There is a brand of apples called "Azura" (a goddess in Morrowind).
And regarding the "Secret City":
I recently read a newspaper, and on the front page, there was an address from Zyuganov: "Dear Comrade Ortega!" It turned out that this was the President of Venezuela.
In another newspaper, the headline was "Headquarters of a Miracle." Only later did I realize that it was a pre-New Year's issue about the apartment of a person who works as Santa Claus at home.
There is a brand of apples called "Azura" (a goddess in Morrowind).
And regarding the "Secret City":
I recently read a newspaper, and on the front page, there was an address from Zyuganov: "Dear Comrade Ortega!" It turned out that this was the President of Venezuela.
In another newspaper, the headline was "Headquarters of a Miracle." Only later did I realize that it was a pre-New Year's issue about the apartment of a person who works as Santa Claus at home.
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