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Found a couple of jokes:
A curse was placed on the Russian national football team; our football players are controlled using voodoo dolls, and Onopko was kidnapped by aliens. Watch these and other excuses in the post-match press conference.
A man works as a roofer. And one day he had bad luck: he fell from the roof. He fell badly: he broke both arms and was put in a cast for six months. He sits at home, bored. He decided to call "Sex on the Phone" to relieve his boredom.
An alluring voice answered the phone:
- Hello! My name is Sveta, and what's yours? Let's play a game: I'm a nurse, you're a patient, and you have both arms in casts
A curse was placed on the Russian national football team; our football players are controlled using voodoo dolls, and Onopko was kidnapped by aliens. Watch these and other excuses in the post-match press conference.
A man works as a roofer. And one day he had bad luck: he fell from the roof. He fell badly: he broke both arms and was put in a cast for six months. He sits at home, bored. He decided to call "Sex on the Phone" to relieve his boredom.
An alluring voice answered the phone:
- Hello! My name is Sveta, and what's yours? Let's play a game: I'm a nurse, you're a patient, and you have both arms in casts