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The kindergarten teacher brought a clown to class. The clown showed the children various tricks, after which the teacher said: - Children, let's play a game called "Broken Telephone." I will ask the clown questions, and he will whisper the answers into Masha's ear. Masha will pass the answer to Tanya, Tanya will pass it to Vitya, and Vitya will pass it to Vova. And then Vovochka will tell us all the answer. Agreed? Good. Tell us, clown, why do you have such a funny voice? The clown whispers to Masha - Because I inhaled helium. Masha whispers to Tanya - Because he inhaled helium. Tanya whispers to Vitya - Because he was visited by gays. Vitya whispers to Vovochka - Because he had sex with gays. Teacher: - Well, Vovochka, now tell us the correct answer. Why, in your opinion, does the clown have such a funny voice? Vovochka: - What is there to think about? It's because the clown is a faggot. *************** Vovochka brings his diary to his father. Father: - Why did you get a failing grade in physical education? You are such a sporty, fit boy! - Dad, the PE teacher tells me: "Raise your leg," so I raised it. "Raise the other one." I said to him, "Why should I stand on my dick?" and he gave me a failing grade. Father thought: - Indeed, maybe he should stand on his dick? My son is great; he did the right thing, like a man! On the second day, Vovochka brings his diary to his father. Father: - Why did you get a failing grade in math? You are such an intelligent boy! - Dad, the math teacher says to me: "What is two times three?" I say, "Six." He says, "And what is three times two?" I say, "What difference does it make?" and he gives me a failing grade in my diary. Father: - And indeed, what difference does it make? My son is great; he did the right thing, go play outside. On the third day, Vovochka brings a failing grade in literature. Father: - Vovochka, why did you get a failing grade in literature? You are such a well-read boy! - Dad, the literature teacher told me: "Write a poem about a rooster," so I wrote: "Rooster, rooster – golden comb, gets up early in the morning, doesn't let children sleep. Faggot." - Indeed, son, if a rooster doesn't let children sleep, then it is a faggot. Smart boy, go play outside. The next day: - Dad, they kicked me out of school. - Why? - They called me to a meeting with the teachers. I walk into the teachers' lounge, and there sit the math, PE, literature, and art teachers... - Wait, why is there an art teacher? - That's what I tell them, "Why is there an art teacher?" BELIEVE IT OR NOT FROM PAGE VIEWER MESSAGES FROM STUDENTS "Lesha, we had a baby girl. Thank you very much. Sergey." "Buy some tea for the tea." "Dima, bring potatoes. There isn't even a drop of potato left." "Andryusha, we bought a great muzzle; come over." "Buy toilet paper and something to drink." "Katya, an angry neighbor complained about the non-working phone." "Are you taking off your pants again and not hearing the pager?" "Sweetheart, we are waiting for you here, me and the pig." "Tanya, I am worried. I put on a short skirt, but no one is bothering me." "Do you need a half-Persian cat?" WHAT IS WRITTEN WITH A PEN... "I don't know who stole my wallet because none of my friends were nearby." "I opened a can of sprats, and there was a mass grave inside." "Today, I write to you for the first and last time. If you do not answer me, I will write again." "I thought the window was open, but I found that it was closed when I tried to stick my head out." "I swerved off the road, looked at my mother-in-law, and headed towards the cliff." "I collided with a parked truck moving in the opposite direction." "While trying to kill a fly, I crashed into a telegraph pole." "An indirect cause of the accident was a small boy in a small car with a big mouth."

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