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... of an aerobus crew: "A light started blinking—whatever, screw it."
... of a painter: "Of course the scaffolding will hold!"
... of an astronaut: "No, everything's fine! I have enough air for another 15 minutes."
... of a nuclear physicist: "Critical mass isn't a critical period; it's a fixable issue..."
... of a fugitive convict: "Now we've got the rope secured properly."
... of a driver: "If this pig doesn't switch to low beams, I'm not switching a damn thing!"
... of a drunk driver: "Damn pole! Is it ever going to get out of the road or what!"
... of an auto mechanic: "Lower the platform just a bit..."
... of an excavator operator: "What cylinder did we just scrape? Let's take a look..."
... of a driver's wife: "Go on, it's clear on the right!"
... of a mountaineering instructor: "For goodness sake! For the fifth time: this is how you tie a truly reliable knot..."
... of a biologist: "We know this snake. Its venom isn't dangerous to humans."
... of a bomb disposal expert: "That's it. Definitely red. Cut the red one!"
... of a bomber pilot over enemy territory: "Wow! What a firework!"
... of a pizza delivery guy: "You have a lovely dog..."
... of a bungee jumper: "Beautiful:::.!!!"
... of a chemist: "And what if we heat this up just a little bit:?"
... of a chemistry teacher: "Children! This experiment is completely safe!"
... of a chemistry student: "Professor, believe me, this is a truly interesting reac..."
... of an amateur PC builder: "So, the salesman assured me that the two cards would get along."
... of a computer: "Are you sure?! [Y/N]"
... of a roofer: "Not a breeze today..."
... of a detective: "Simple case: the killer is you!"
... of a diabetic: "Was that sugar?"
... of an electric guitarist: "Pour me some more juice."
... of a wife: "My husband will only be back in the morning:"
... of a husband: "Now... honey... you aren't the jealous type:"
... of a night burglar: "Let's get out of here. Their Doberman's chain doesn't reach this far."
... of an inventor: "Now, let us proceed to the tests..."
... of a driving instructor: "Good, now try it on your own:"
... of a driving examiner: "Park here, on the embankment!"
... of a parachutist: "@DAMN MOTH!!!"
... of a platoon commander: "There isn't a living soul within a 10-kilometer radius here..."
... of a butcher: "Leh, toss me that knife over there!"
... of a crew commander: "In a few minutes, we will land according to schedule."
... of a pedestrian: "But I have the green light!"
... of a restaurant patron: "I'll have the mushroom julienne."
... of a bailiff: "... the gun is also confiscated!"
... of a track worker: "Don't worry, this train will pass on the neighboring track!"
... of a cheetah hunter: "Hmm, it's approaching quite fast..."
... of a recruit with a frag grenade: "Up to what number, you said, should I count?"
... of a hero: "What help!? There are only three of them..."
... of an executioner: "Noose too tight? No problem, I'll check it now..."
... of an old maid (very old): "Oooooh! Noooo! Oooooooooooogh!!!"
... of a diner owner: "Did you enjoy it?"
... of a truck driver: "These old bridges will last an eternity!"
... of two lion tamers: "What? I thought YOU fed them!?!"
... of an "Oka" driver: "I'll slip through here in two seconds, piece of cake!"
... of a factory cafeteria cook: "Suspiciously quiet in the dining hall..."
... of a night watchman: "Hey, who's there?"
... of a car enthusiast: "I'll stop by tomorrow to check the brakes..."
... of a policeman: "Six shots, he spent all his ammo..."
... of the president's son: "Dad, what's this red button for?"
... of a cyclist: "Okay, this Volga is yielding to us..."
... of a race car driver: "I wonder if the mechanic has sniffed out that I'm with his little wife yet:?"
... of a photojournalist: "This will be a sensational shot!"
... of a track and field coach: "Everyone throw spears in this direction at once!"
... of a student: "I'm going to the cafeteria!"
... of a Christmas goose: "Oh, holy birth..."
... of Tarzan: "What bastard crapped on the vine!"
... of a tennis player in doubles: "Mine!!!"
... of a gatekeeper: "Over my dead body..."
... of a vacationer: "One to Miami, please!"
... of a whaler: "Right, now he's on the hook!"
... of a submarine captain: "We need to air this place out immediately!"
... of an aerobus crew: "A light started blinking—whatever, screw it."
... of a painter: "Of course the scaffolding will hold!"
... of an astronaut: "No, everything's fine! I have enough air for another 15 minutes."
... of a nuclear physicist: "Critical mass isn't a critical period; it's a fixable issue..."
... of a fugitive convict: "Now we've got the rope secured properly."
... of a driver: "If this pig doesn't switch to low beams, I'm not switching a damn thing!"
... of a drunk driver: "Damn pole! Is it ever going to get out of the road or what!"
... of an auto mechanic: "Lower the platform just a bit..."
... of an excavator operator: "What cylinder did we just scrape? Let's take a look..."
... of a driver's wife: "Go on, it's clear on the right!"
... of a mountaineering instructor: "For goodness sake! For the fifth time: this is how you tie a truly reliable knot..."
... of a biologist: "We know this snake. Its venom isn't dangerous to humans."
... of a bomb disposal expert: "That's it. Definitely red. Cut the red one!"
... of a bomber pilot over enemy territory: "Wow! What a firework!"
... of a pizza delivery guy: "You have a lovely dog..."
... of a bungee jumper: "Beautiful:::.!!!"
... of a chemist: "And what if we heat this up just a little bit:?"
... of a chemistry teacher: "Children! This experiment is completely safe!"
... of a chemistry student: "Professor, believe me, this is a truly interesting reac..."
... of an amateur PC builder: "So, the salesman assured me that the two cards would get along."
... of a computer: "Are you sure?! [Y/N]"
... of a roofer: "Not a breeze today..."
... of a detective: "Simple case: the killer is you!"
... of a diabetic: "Was that sugar?"
... of an electric guitarist: "Pour me some more juice."
... of a wife: "My husband will only be back in the morning:"
... of a husband: "Now... honey... you aren't the jealous type:"
... of a night burglar: "Let's get out of here. Their Doberman's chain doesn't reach this far."
... of an inventor: "Now, let us proceed to the tests..."
... of a driving instructor: "Good, now try it on your own:"
... of a driving examiner: "Park here, on the embankment!"
... of a parachutist: "@DAMN MOTH!!!"
... of a platoon commander: "There isn't a living soul within a 10-kilometer radius here..."
... of a butcher: "Leh, toss me that knife over there!"
... of a crew commander: "In a few minutes, we will land according to schedule."
... of a pedestrian: "But I have the green light!"
... of a restaurant patron: "I'll have the mushroom julienne."
... of a bailiff: "... the gun is also confiscated!"
... of a track worker: "Don't worry, this train will pass on the neighboring track!"
... of a cheetah hunter: "Hmm, it's approaching quite fast..."
... of a recruit with a frag grenade: "Up to what number, you said, should I count?"
... of a hero: "What help!? There are only three of them..."
... of an executioner: "Noose too tight? No problem, I'll check it now..."
... of an old maid (very old): "Oooooh! Noooo! Oooooooooooogh!!!"
... of a diner owner: "Did you enjoy it?"
... of a truck driver: "These old bridges will last an eternity!"
... of two lion tamers: "What? I thought YOU fed them!?!"
... of an "Oka" driver: "I'll slip through here in two seconds, piece of cake!"
... of a factory cafeteria cook: "Suspiciously quiet in the dining hall..."
... of a night watchman: "Hey, who's there?"
... of a car enthusiast: "I'll stop by tomorrow to check the brakes..."
... of a policeman: "Six shots, he spent all his ammo..."
... of the president's son: "Dad, what's this red button for?"
... of a cyclist: "Okay, this Volga is yielding to us..."
... of a race car driver: "I wonder if the mechanic has sniffed out that I'm with his little wife yet:?"
... of a photojournalist: "This will be a sensational shot!"
... of a track and field coach: "Everyone throw spears in this direction at once!"
... of a student: "I'm going to the cafeteria!"
... of a Christmas goose: "Oh, holy birth..."
... of Tarzan: "What bastard crapped on the vine!"
... of a tennis player in doubles: "Mine!!!"
... of a gatekeeper: "Over my dead body..."
... of a vacationer: "One to Miami, please!"
... of a whaler: "Right, now he's on the hook!"
... of a submarine captain: "We need to air this place out immediately!"
Моё имя останется ввеках :smile24:
Я прошел через сансару многих рождений. Рожденье вновь и вновь — горестно.
Б. ЕЛЬЦИН: "Я ХОТЕЛ, ЧТОБЫ ЛЮДИ БЫЛИ СВОБОДНЫ"
Я прошел через сансару многих рождений. Рожденье вновь и вновь — горестно.
Б. ЕЛЬЦИН: "Я ХОТЕЛ, ЧТОБЫ ЛЮДИ БЫЛИ СВОБОДНЫ"
