A drug addict is walking down the avenue, leading a goose by the wing. A cop approaches him:
Cop: You can't have geese here!
Addict: ???
Cop: Your goose is pooping!
Addict: Well, pigeons poop too!
Cop: But a pigeon is a bird of peace!!!
Addict: Damn, I will! My goose is also against the war!!!
:D :D :D :D :D
Vovochka! Stop swinging on your dad! He didn't hang himself here for that reason;)

Snow White, Thumbelina, and Shrek are walking down the road.
Snow White says:
- I am the most beautiful, the coolest.
Thumbelina says:
- And I am the smallest and the cutest.
Shrek says:
- And I am the scariest and the most terrible.
They walk on, and see a house, and on the house it says - the mirror of truth.
Snow White goes in. She comes out crying:
- I am not really the most beautiful - it turns out there is also Sleeping Beauty!
Thumbelina goes in. She comes out crying too:
- I am not really the smallest - it turns out there is also Tom Thumb!
Shrek goes in. He comes out - angry as a bull and yells:
- DAMN!!! - WHO IS YUSHCHENKO???

- These are not emoticons, but closing parentheses... come to the board and solve the equation!

Spell your name using Japanese letters!

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