A drug addict is walking down the avenue, leading a goose by the wing. A cop approaches him: Cop: You can't have geese here! Addict: ??? Cop: Your goose is pooping! Addict: Well, look at the pigeons, they poop too! Cop: But a pigeon is a bird of peace! Addict: Damn, I will! My goose is also against war! :D :D :D :D :D Vovochka! Stop swinging on your dad! He didn't hang himself here for that! Snow White, Thumbelina, and Shrek are walking down the road. Snow White says: - I'm the most beautiful, the coolest. Thumbelina says: - And I'm the smallest and the cutest. Shrek says: - And I'm the scariest and the most terrible. They keep walking, and they see a house with a sign that says "Mirror of Truth." Snow White goes inside. She comes out crying: - I'm not really the most beautiful; it turns out there's also Sleeping Beauty! Thumbelina goes inside. She comes out crying too: - I'm not really the smallest; it turns out there's also Tom Thumb! Shrek goes inside. He comes out angry as a bull and yells: - DAMN!!! - WHO IS YUSHCHENKO??? - These aren't emoticons, they're closing parentheses... come to the board and solve the equation! Spell your name using Japanese letters! A- ka * B- zu * C- mi * D- te * E- ku * F- lu * G- ji * H- ri * I- ki * J- zu * K- me * L- ta * M- rin * N- to * O- mo * P- no * Q- ke * R- shi * S- ari * T- chi * U- do * V- ru * W- mei * X- na * Y- fu * Z- z *