{_!_} - a great ass
(_*_) - a troublesome ass
(_zzz_) - a tired ass
(_?_) - a brainless ass
(_o_) - a used ass
(_0_) - a frequently used ass
(_$_) - a nouveau riche ass
(_x_) - kiss my ass!
(_X_) - leave my ass alone!
(_^_) - a conceited ass
(ЖоЖ) - a hairy ass
("|") - a hairy ass
. - an ass, view from space
(_~_) - a cunning ass
(_:-)_) - a very cunning ass
(_e=mc2_) - a smart ass
(_Ъ_) - a firm ass
(_Ь_) - a soft ass
(_GO_) - go to hell
-(_!_) - went to hell
(_!_)- like from an ass
(_SOS_) - an ass in trouble
(_#_) - a prisoner's ass
{-------O-------} - a very large ass
(_100%_) - a complete mess (a popular phrase)
(_!_)] - an ass with a handle
(_!_)S - an ass with a handle
-(_!_)- to do something badly
(_=_) - who gives a damn?

SHORT MESSAGES

(_Я_) - I'm in trouble…
(__Я__) - I'm in deep trouble…
(_Мы_) - We're in trouble
(_-._) - Go to hell!
к(_!_)Э - an ass with ears
c( o ) - an ass with a handle
(_!_)(___!___)(_!_)(__!__) - A movie theater…
:D :D :D ;) :D :D :D :D


Moses said: everything comes from God, Solomon said: everything comes from the mind, Jesus said: everything comes from the heart, Marx said: everything comes from needs, Freud said: everything comes from sex, Einstein said: everything is relative... As many Jews, so many opinions.