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Let that yellow cube over there be a blue sphere for › visualization .
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› Let's draw an infinitesimal triangle. No, it's hard to see, let's draw a larger one.
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› It's all in your best interest: the faster you clean the classroom, the faster you can go mop the hallway.
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› You cannot drink industrial alcohol, so we will not write its formula.
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› Note in the diary: Came to PE class without underwear -.
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› After Paul I, there were no more women on the Russian throne ..
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› Student, are you actually that smart? - Who, me? - Well, not me!
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› For simplicity, let's take a matrix of order 7.
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› And now, open your genitals and study them carefully!
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› Girl in the back row, please move to the front seat next to me.
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› Note in the diary: Did a somersault without swearing.
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› A shopkeeper will ask you for the Gauss-Ostrogradsky formula... and you won't know it!
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› Take the graph and put checkmarks with crosses.
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› Tomorrow I will give you a surprise test.
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› He crept up quietly, clanking his treads noiselessly.
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› Corpses lay everywhere. In some places, they were still alive (Civil Defense)
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› You are lying to me, comrade student, but I believe you...
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› N planes are flying; no, N is too few - K, and both are jet-powered...
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› So, my young partisans, I begin the interrogation on the previous topic.
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› As a result of using chemicals, mosquitoes and other birds died.
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› The headquarters is marked on the map with a triangle-colored flag ..
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› Does the word "always" mean anything to you? Girls, put your hands down!
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› Character costumes were usually supplemented with enlarged parts of the body. Usually, these were reproductive organs. Well, for example, big ears, a stomach .....
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Dragomirov M. I. (1830-1905) - an active participant in the war of 1812.
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› This gas causes headaches in the muscles and bones.
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› The shell first flies in a parabola, and then by inertia.
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› Comrade student, I recognize you! Who are you?
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› For illustration, let's take two imaginary countries: America and Britain ..
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› Attend if you want, or don't. But you must be present during the lesson!
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› Let's pump the vacuum out of there.
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› This was before the Polovtsy attacked the Soviet Union.
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› The bomb shelter is covered with a net so that the bomb doesn't know where it's falling.
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› It will be built in the upper right corner of the hall.
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› Now you eagles, please be quiet..... You've started chirping.
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› Bloody Sunday showed once again that the Tsar could shoot not only at workers, but also on weekends ..
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› Let the ball fall... round... vertically... yes, let it be downwards
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› If I make a mistake, you will correct me silently...
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› Since you have nothing better to do, go solve some problems.
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› I didn't graduate from an academy, but I'll give you a higher education!
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› It's already stuffy in here, and you're shouting on top of it!
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› Note in the diary: Ran during PE class !-
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› You must be literate people.
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› The right hand is used quite widely in physics.
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› All this is called by one term: stability of solutions of a system of differential equations.
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› I'm not drawing N holes, I'll draw about three...
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› An NVP (Military Training) instructor, hearing piano sounds behind the wall: Chopin is good. But what is Chopin? A gas mask is much more complicated !-
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› Why, comrade student, did you draw such a non-square square? What did you have for breakfast ›
› Classes will be held once a week - on Wednesday and Thursday.
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› Going to the toilet? Wet the rag while you're at it.
This rule is your IRON life preserver during the exam...

Let's estimate the value of the free term by eye.

The conscience is clean for the one who never had one

Cries of a girl were heard from the forest, gradually turning into female cries (said the lecturer after the phrase "Since you have no girls, it reminds me...")

A parachute that opens automatically upon impact with the ground.

Switch your vibrators to mobile mode!

- Miss, are you a straight-A student?
- No.
- A B-student?
- No.
- Then who are you?
- I'm a "satisfactory" one.

Quieter than water – lower than the baseboard.

Student, you have the wrong orientation (regarding vectors).

In an implicit function, everything is much the same as here.

Young man, don't shake your pen so much, or you'll splash the girl in front of you.

Constipation of thought, but a flow of words

You won't be offended, you'll get your break in full.

A drunken floating-point array.

The teacher is writing on the board with multi-colored chalk, a voice from the back of the auditorium:
- You can't see the blue one!
Teacher:
- Well, the "blues" can move to the front desk!

Teacher: Look, here is a desk, it is wooden, painted, and so is the state...
I am... wooden and painted

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