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I really wanted a slave who looked like Luke, that's why!
А, вот почему.
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New here? I'm Roha — want a quick tour?
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An anonymous appeal to Thomas Stammer, sent to the government of the United States of Quasardastan.
Recalling the promise made by representatives of your country regarding refugees from Rex Ventorum, a small group of people wishes to obtain asylum for an indefinite period. We request our own building, away from the eyes of the press, equipped with medical equipment; all costs on your part will be compensated by us immediately upon arrival.
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Do housework, of course!
You know, we don't have a house here. We need to buy a house first, and then we can start looking for slaves...
Tradition of Expedition #8:
Did you manage to buy a house in Burhan, my friend? Well, let's go to your place in Burhan and then figure out where to go next.