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You already have a whole Ventorum of friends, do you need any more?
Драккошка
11 years ago
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Don't have a hundred atomic bombs, but have a hundred friends; each will sell two atomic bombs, and you'll have two hundred.
Happy Life
11 years ago
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^ .
Heroist
11 years ago
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The Castle of Andarcia, southern region, the United Kingdom of Kazatron
-What a wonderful day! - Jabir Nahhas exclaimed, his voice filled with undisguised delight, as he gazed at the clear, azure sky. -Every morning, you wake up in the best of spirits and feel an endless supply of strength and energy, don't you, Dari? The silent figure of a man standing near the far wall, completely cloaked in an impenetrable dark cloak, nodded almost imperceptibly in response to the castle owner's question. Meanwhile, a man of middle age with Arab features, similar to the palace owner but slightly shorter and with strikingly bright blue eyes, hurried along the narrow sandy path that stretched along the entire hillside towards the main gates of the majestic structure. He was clearly the first visitor. -Vel'hae nasu, Kaid, venarma tevet'alla! - Jabir greeted his guest cheerfully. -Please, come into my humble abode. -Shikiro, o'en Jabir, - Kaid bowed respectfully. -I would be honored to accept your invitation. After the formal greeting, the host and his guest slowly made their way to the castle entrance, inhaling the delicate fragrance of the blooming plants and enjoying the pleasant warmth of the summer sun. Inside, the structure looked no less majestic: the floor was covered with luxurious carpets, famous and expensive paintings hung on the walls, antique utensils of exquisite craftsmanship were skillfully combined with the latest achievements in design and art, and modern furniture, creating an atmosphere of comfort and coziness. Sunlight from the large windows penetrated all the numerous rooms and corners of the palace, illuminating them with a pleasant daylight. After finishing the meal, the castle owner escorted his guest to his study, located on the fourth floor. It was a spacious room with rare firearms and edged weapons adorning the walls, comfortable furniture, and a desk made of expensive types of wood. -Indeed, I live as if in a fairy tale, Kaid. - Jabir Nahhas continued the conversation, settling comfortably into a luxurious armchair. -I am even considering abandoning all these affairs and staying in this wonderful land forever. -You are right. - the visitor agreed, hurrying to take a seat opposite the castle owner. -Few people would dislike such a life. And I am one of them. - he continued after a short pause. -I understand everything, yes... - Jabir replied with a sad sigh. -It is not time for rest. I have not been home for twenty years, twenty long years. Do you think everything is ready, and it is time to act? -Otherwise, I would not have come, sir. Now or never. - At these words, a momentary spark of flame seemed to flash in the speaker's eyes. -Everything is ready for your return; there is no more time to delay. The plane is already waiting in Kalitos. - he hastened to add. -Very well, then let's go. - Jabir said confidently, rising from his seat after a moment of hesitation. -Farewell, beautiful Andarcia, beautiful Kazatron, beautiful Kalmia. I am returning to Kwasardastan.
- Here's how it works. What specific goods can you offer?
- Many things. For example: toxic bombs and short-range ballistic missiles. We also have portable toxin sprayers – large groups of people die in seconds.
kcfgogbfalgfl
11 years ago
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Privatized roads – taxes decreased by 0.8% Funded something from the state budget – taxes increased by 10%
Not long ago, I was horrified that my taxes had risen to 27%, and today they have already exceeded 40%.
Ment
11 years ago
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Not so long ago, I was horrified to learn that my taxes had increased to 27%, and today they have already exceeded 40%.
However, taxes for the Mushroom faction are increasing relatively slowly... But that's just for now; what will happen in the future is still unknown.
Contrary to the common opinion in many countries of Actaea, Rex Ventorum, while continuing to build up its military power, does not seek to expand its territorial borders, at least as long as the empire retains the resources necessary for its prosperity and stable growth. At the same time, Rex Ventorum will under no circumstances tolerate aggression from other countries, whether it be interference in its (the empire's) internal affairs or unacceptable treatment of its citizens on the territory of other countries; the response to such actions will be harsh and immediate. For national security purposes, the RVAF armed forces and its special units conduct widespread operations to eliminate terrorists and liquidate regimes that threaten international security. Service in the RVAF (Rex Ventorum Armed Forces) is mandatory, and its duration ranges from three months to ten years depending on the chosen branch of the armed forces and fitness category. And although citizens of Rex Ventorum have the right to independently choose their years of service (up to 30 years inclusive), the vast majority of future RVAF soldiers prefer to join as early as possible. There are many reasons for this: good conditions, high income, prestige, as well as a full education — according to the empress's decree, a huge amount of funds was allocated to provide soldiers with professional education: thanks to this, all personnel will possess not only excellent physical fitness and necessary military skills, but also a promising "civilian" profession for the future (this could be engineering, information technology, linguistics, medicine, physics, chemistry, biology, and much more).
EC
All young men and women who have reached the age of sixteen.
3 months (basic training)
SC
Main category.
Corresponds to the chosen formation
UH
People with health problems incompatible with normal service and who are untreatable.
none
HC
Young parents.
1 month (retraining)
EW
Citizens who have managed to acquire a profession and permanent place of employment.
3-6 months at an individually chosen time
LB
Criminals (serious violations of the law or a large number of minor ones) who have served their prison sentence.
Corresponds to the chosen formation. Education privileges are absent, payments are reduced.
GO
Statesmen.
Absent during the performance of their duties; in case of loss of authority, they fall out of this category.
KS
Scientists. Specifically refers to people engaged in research in any field, not students of corresponding educational institutions. This category does not include historians, sociologists, and other people interested in such sciences.
none
KP
Musicians, singers, artists and other cultural figures (except writers) who have achieved success in their direction. This category also includes young people who have signed a contract with a talent search agency.
none
Ground Forces
Naval Forces
Air Forces
Special Forces
Space Forces
Life Guard
The founder of the Federative Republic of Rex Ventorum — Lucius Cornelius Sulla and his numerous followers planned to abandon mandatory service in the country's armed forces, however, with the transformation of the FRRV into an empire, the approach to this issue changed radically. All young men and women (in the FRRV and during the rule of the board of directors, military conscription for women was absent) of the EC category undergo basic training upon reaching sixteen years; during this period, they are provided with all necessary information so that they can decide when and where they wish to continue their military career. The minimum age of entry and term of service for various branches of the armed forces differ: from 16 years, four years for ground forces; from 19 years, three years in naval or air forces; from 20 years in special forces; from 19 years, one to five years in space forces; from 20 years, ten years in the life guard. Service in the special forces is "voluntary" and based on ability: if a soldier does not wish to continue service in this branch or ceases to meet the necessary requirements, they are redirected to the ground forces provided that they have served at least one year in the special forces (the preliminary training period is not counted). Service for men and women is carried out on an equal basis — same duties, same requirements, same privileges, same career growth conditions.
The Life Guard is a new formation for Rex Ventorum, reporting directly to the empress. Members of the life guard perform a very wide range of duties and functions — from ceremonial and security to intelligence (espionage) and combat. The majority of life guards are stationed in the capital, while others are scattered across all corners of the country and the world — they secretly monitor the maintenance of order in the country and operate undercover abroad. Getting into the life guard is very difficult, and only one in ten people proves suitable for this job.
Ment
11 years ago
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The KS team is amusing. Am I right in assuming that linguists and cultural scientists are not part of it either?
kcfgogbfalgfl
11 years ago
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I'm sure that cultural studies experts are not included, but I'm not sure about linguists.
- Now that's interesting, finally we're on the same page. Toxins are among the top three priorities on my list. And since we've started talking about WMDs, I don't see any reason to hide my main interest. Priority number one: nuclear weapons.
Ment
11 years ago
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Recent Activities of the Free Republic of Champignon: International and Domestic Affairs. Timeline of Events.
Resolution in the Security Council regarding the need for a change of power in the Free Republic of Champignon. The Republic states that if the Security Council supports war, the Champignons will be forced to respond in kind. The resolution is adopted.
Political crisis in the country: the vast majority of parliamentarians and ministers are found dead, and the rest are missing.
Introduction of allied Kitty Pink troops into the Republic, with the direct participation of Roger Singleton. Most of the Republic's troops come under the command of Singleton, former Minister of Foreign Mushroom Affairs. However, some generals resign. Having gained military strength, Roger declares himself President of the Free Republic.
After Roger Singleton comes to power, the Constitution of the country changes. Parliamentary democracy becomes presidential, with fairly significant presidential powers, a long presidential term, and the possibility of being re-elected an unlimited number of times.
Patrick Bezukhov (brother of footballer Pierre Bezukhov), as one of the mushroom officers, declares Roger Singleton a criminal and refuses to obey his orders. Patrick attempts to storm the government building in Laize, but his attack is repelled. During the counterattack, Bezukhov was killed by artillery fire, and the troops loyal to him were surrounded and taken prisoner.
Roger Singleton appoints a new cabinet of ministers and a new parliament.
Trial in the Bezukhov case. All those who followed his orders and committed the attack on Parliament were sentenced to death by firing squad. However, then Roger Singleton ordered that the defendants in the case be pardoned and their sentences reduced: senior officers – to life imprisonment, junior officers – up to 10 years imprisonment, soldiers – full amnesty.
A date for future presidential elections is set.
Change of political system in Rex Ventorum: the fall of the criminal Ventorum regime, which attempted to attack the Champignons and regularly sent its spies into the country along with terrorists, is announced. Roger Singleton expresses hope that the criminals at the helm of Rex Ventorum will never return to power and will receive just punishment. Rumors are circulating in the country that the change of political regime in Rex Ventorum and the emergence of the Empire is the result of the actions of brave mushroom intelligence agents under the personal leadership of Roger Singleton.
In connection with the improvement of internal and external political situation, Roger Singleton gave the Kitty Pink troops "the green light" to return home. Nevertheless, cooperation with Kitty Pink does not stop, and Singleton is still happy to see military bases and missile defense systems of this state in the Republic.
The Free Republic of Champignon approves the entry of the Rex Ventorum Empire into the RPA.
Roger Singleton welcomes the Security Council's decision to include all countries of Actea without exception, which means including the Champignons as well. R. Singleton also stated that "the Actea Security Council, organized some time ago by the Free Republic of Champignon, has completely lost its relevance and should be immediately disbanded."
New: In connection with joining the Security Council, the Free Republic of Champignon pledged to comply with its resolutions. The Republic began actively cooperating with international police; Roger Singleton said that the Republic would help this organization not only with information but also financially, if possible, and with its personnel.
New: The Free Republic of Champignon asks to consider its candidacy for AFTA. At the same time, the issue of disbanding FEU is not yet on the agenda – due to trade within FEU with Kitty Pink.
New: The Free Republic of Champignon organizes military exercises in the east of the country, in the Rond Valley. Allied troops from the RPA are invited to the exercises.
Cultural scientists definitely aren't included, but I'm not sure about linguists.
I’m just guessing, would you serve in your own empire or not? )
- Unfortunately, I don't sell actual samples or blueprints, but you're in luck: one of our business partners, who has the weapons you need, is located in this very city. It's house number thirteen, in the center, across from the market, one building over. I can ask my people to escort you.
kcfgogbfalgfl
11 years ago
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I'm just wondering, would you yourself serve in your own empire or not? )
I would have strapped explosives to myself and blown myself up for the Empress
Added after 7 minutes By the way, if I'm not mistaken, in the photo on the right — those are Koreans and Americans; the height difference looks pretty funny.
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they carry out widespread operations to eliminate terrorists
By the way, this phrase applies to almost all the countries of Actea. I've seen "warfare increasingly resembles a video game" attributed to all sorts of people — conducting bombing campaigns on other countries' territory without their permission isn't exactly a diplomatic and peace-loving approach.
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Your press secretary speaks on your behalf at a press conference. "In times of terror and uncertainty, it's imperative we take all necessary precautions. After all, Rex Ventorum is playing host to the world and has an obligation to provide top-notch security. A small tax hike to keep us and our allies safe is absolutely worth it. After all, these summits always bring out dangerous anarchists. If we don't arm the police for the worst, a world leader could get shot!"
Right, forty is already here, let's make it fifty.
