Would you rather be a dog or a loli? Auto-translated

Lolis are so kawaii and carefree, and often beautiful (but not always), while dogs are almost always beautiful and carefree too, and they also love their owners and are generally adorable. And they often get their heads petted (although a loli can too, but I think it happens less often).
In short, it's a difficult choice, and what do you think?

P.S. I missed silly, off-topic threads!

I would prefer the third option – not to exist.

Like a puppy, obviously.

But there isn't a third option. In life, you often have to choose between two options; a third isn't always available. Imagine you're in a difficult life situation and you have to choose – will you be a loli or a dog? What will you choose?

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Arco, you wrote in that thread that you would rather be a loli. Why?

I don't know about the "loli" or "dog" thing, but I definitely wouldn't recommend being a schoolboy to anyone.

Clearly, she's still a kitten.

Kosh hasn't been a loli for that long, so her opinion is important to me.

Arco, you wrote in that thread that you would rather be a loli. Why?

because you can sleep with boys. and with girls too
and you can also deceive boys and play with their hearts.

Kosh hasn't been a loli for that long, so her opinion is important to me.

It wasn't so bad to be a loli!

I had a huge, adorable dog. And then it died. And the lolita inside me died too. It's a stupid topic.

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because you can sleep with boys.

Arandor's secret desire.

I would choose a loli; they are smarter than animals, and life is more interesting with them. And no one will put a loli to sleep, for example. But overall, it's a silly poll.

A silly poll.

Oh, come on. It's a normal poll. Let it be.

Who would you rather be: an old man or a snail?
Old men are so frail and slow, and often weak (but not always), while snails are almost always weak, and they are also slow, and besides, they are slimy and generally unpleasant. And people often wrinkle their noses in disgust when they see them (you can also wrinkle your nose when you see an old man, but that might get you into trouble).
In short, it's a difficult choice, what do you think?

Stupid topic.

Silly poll.

Author: Imaris, the Moon Wolf

Nothing surprising, ladies and gentlemen.

because you can sleep with boys, and with girls too.
And you can also deceive boys and play with their hearts.

But lolis don't do that! Don't you see the difference between a loli and a regular girl? What you mentioned is characteristic of old women over 14 years old, lol.

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Who would you rather be: an old man or a snail?

A snail. Although... the old man will die soon!
On the other hand, snails don't live long either.
Although, yes, for an old man, the remaining lifespan is a small part, and he won't even notice it, but for a snail, its 5-10 years (or however long they live) is like all ninety years for an old man (80, 70, it doesn't matter).
So, in this case, the old man wins. But he's so boring and unlikable -_-
It's more fun to be a snail! although I don't know. their life isn't very diverse either.

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I can't increase the BD stat.
Yesterday, I shot everything on Mona

but I won’t be a loli forever.