Would you rather be a dog or a loli?

because you can sleep with boys, and with girls too.
And you can also deceive boys and play with their hearts.

But lolis don't do that! Don't you see the difference between a loli and a regular girl? What you mentioned is characteristic of old women over 14 years old, lol.

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Who would you rather be: an old man or a snail?

A snail. Although... the old man will die soon!
On the other hand, snails don't live long either.
Although, yes, for an old man, the remaining lifespan is a small part, and he won't even notice it, but for a snail, its 5-10 years (or however long they live) is like all ninety years for an old man (80, 70, it doesn't matter).
So, in this case, the old man wins. But he's so boring and unlikable -_-
It's more fun to be a snail! although I don't know. their life isn't very diverse either.

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I can't increase the BD stat.
Yesterday, I shot everything on Mona