Would you rather be a dog or a loli?

Lolis are so kawaii and carefree, and often beautiful (but not always), while dogs are almost always beautiful and carefree too, and they also love their owners and are generally adorable. And they often get their heads petted (although a loli can too, but I think it happens less often).
In short, it's a difficult choice, and what do you think?

P.S. I missed silly, off-topic threads!