Would you rather be a dog or a loli?

But there isn't a third option. In life, you often have to choose between two options; a third isn't always available. Imagine you're in a difficult life situation and you have to choose – will you be a loli or a dog? What will you choose?

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Arco, you wrote in that thread that you would rather be a loli. Why?