Would you rather be a dog or a loli?

Who would you rather be: an old man or a snail?
Old men are so frail and slow, and often weak (but not always), while snails are almost always weak, and they are also slow, and besides, they are slimy and generally unpleasant. And people often wrinkle their noses in disgust when they see them (you can also wrinkle your nose when you see an old man, but that might get you into trouble).
In short, it's a difficult choice, what do you think?