Posts from Actaea

Following new legislation in Shaylion, drunk leprechauns pelt countryside ramblers with gold coins (Shaylion has found 1 easter egg).

"I think my esteemed colleagues are putting the cart before the horse," says a shifty character from Overseas Intelligence. "It would be much more effective if there were no dissidents willing to broadcast in the first place. My people are in place; just give the word and we can silence this station within a week. Along with every other unpatriotic muckraker we can track down, of course."

there is a military option, but invading another country because of a radio station seems a bit much

Do you think this will improve security?

It will also increase corruption.

Shaman, show us the new banner!

There is a military option, but invading another country just for a radio station seems a bit much.

72 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Aztox, rioting during the nation's hosting of the ORDER caused one million htmls of property damage.

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As you very well know, a masked stranger with a pistol made an attempt on your life just moments ago while you were out on your lunch break. An emergency meeting has been called right here in the middle of the street after the would-be assassin disappeared over a nearby grassy knoll.

"What makes you think it's a member of the general public behind this?" asks your Head of Security, Faith Spirit. "It's more likely to be the work of some underground separatist group trying to remove you from power! We've let them have their protests and their rallies and their free speech, and now they've taken it to the next level! We should be cracking down on this insolence instead of rewarding it! Show the people what happens to those who dare to question your authority. You've got to remind them that you, Leader, are their Lord and Master!"

"Whoa there! Let's not be too hasty, bruv!" says law-abiding citizen, Alexei Nagasawa, casually walking up to you and flinging an arm around your shoulder. "This sort of thing wouldn't be a problem at all if you just beefed up your personal security a bit. You could hire a few extra bodyguards and get yourself a shiny new armoured car! Nobody could touch you!"

"Hah! Like that will work!" snorts Lara Song, Minister of Waste Disposal and Sanitation. "They'll just come after the rest of us and destroy the government from the bottom up! No, we need to go even further - reinforce the Parliament! We'll turn Kittypink City into an impenetrable fortress! Robot bodyguards, food tasters... no expense should be spared! We should all do our jobs through a complex network of computers so we never have to leave the safety of our offices again!"

What if it increases military power?