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We are dealing with serious issues here, and you are all just making jokes!
Whatever
New here? I'm Roha — want a quick tour?
Should I just launch a peaceful nuke at the gathering?

The Mushroom leadership is requesting membership in "AFTA — Actaean Free Trade Association" to strengthen its position in external markets.
In principle, ASG also suits me, but I need to suggest something (please don't throw slippers at me for my limited vocabulary).
IEEE (pronounced "Eye triple E")
I have an alliance with the Greater Mind.
So, Haven, Dungeon, shall we come up with a name?
We could call ourselves SMUT (Science Military Unity Temperance)
doctor
Harry Sullivan: No, Doctor, I'm the doctor, and I say you're not fit!
The Doctor: You may be a doctor. But I'm the Doctor. The definite article, you might say.
I like Ples's option better.
