The Labor Exploits Newspaper
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In this issue you will learn:
- a way to pass lab #59.
The nerves of the Numerical Methods professor were already at their limit. Every day, about a hundred students would barge into his office, asking if they could submit their labs or postpone the deadline. When students sat down to show their laboratory work, the professor kept seeing the same program, only slightly modified and with different button arrangements. He asked the students questions like "What is this error shown here?", after which the student pretended to be a great sage for a long time, then got up and left saying, "Okay, I'll show it tomorrow." Sometimes the professor appealed to the conscience of the students, saying: "But this isn't your program!"
TOP 3 answers to the remark "But this isn't your program!":
1) This is exactly what I made; everyone else copied it from me!
2) Well, we just decided to cooperate... You understand…
3) I swear on my mother, I did it myself!
Finally, the professor lost patience and decided that he wouldn't let anyone take the exam. To somehow restore his nerves and stop seeing students with labs around every corner, the professor took a day off and went to his country house. After all, what could be better than planting potatoes in 15 acres!
The next morning, the professor heard a strange noise and came out of the house. What he saw shocked him! His entire garden was dug up and planted with potatoes, and another 2 hectares of land adjacent to the garden were also plowed and planted! From behind the fence came some kind of noise; the professor walked through the gate and saw a crowd of students bustling around a Gazelle truck, unloading a brand new refrigerator:
Which turned out to have a surprise inside:
After hesitating for a moment, the professor waved his hand and said that all the students
were allowed to take the exam! The students were overjoyed. Later, our special correspondent interviewed one of the participants in the event:
- Share your impressions of receiving such valuable permission.
- Of course, passing these labs was a difficult task, but we managed it!
- But you won't get away with this on the exam…
- We'll figure something out! There are still 8 days until the first exam, which means there are 7 and a half days left when we can waste time doing nonsense!
- And yet, how did you manage to find your professor, because no one at the university knows where his country house is?
- Are you giving this newspaper to the professors?
- Yes, one copy each.
- In that case, I cannot tell you. Who knows, maybe it will be needed again sometime... And I need to leave some knowledge for those who come after me.
- Yeah, that makes sense.
- By the way, cut out this part from the recording later, okay?
- OK, yes!
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