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I downloaded a very cool thing from the internet, I call it a "story generator."
Here's what I got the first time:
Once upon a time, in a faraway land called Nazgul. His last name was Netu. He lived in the City of the Damned, and he was born into this unholy world 1000 years ago. Nazgul had a loyal friend named Sauron. And one day, our hero went far to Gondor. His journey was long and arduous. And there lived a terrible, cruel, and treacherous Aragorn. Nazgul walked for 1 whole day. The sun was scorching, and he was very tired. Suddenly, he saw Frodo in the distance. It was an old friend. And he gave the Ring of Power to the fearless hero. Another 1 day passed before Nazgul reached Gondor. And there he was attacked by the Knights of Gondor - the vile servant of Aragorn. But the mighty Nazgul scattered them all with his Ring of Power, broke into the villain's lair, and cut off his head. The villain screamed, howled, and died. And everyone lived happily ever after, and everything was good for everyone, including Nazgul, until the very end.

Download it and share what you get.:D

Wow... :eek:
As a true bookworm, I came up with a cruel tale about the Boss and the Teacher: :smile16:

Once upon a time, in a faraway land, there lived a Boss. His last name was Bossissimus. He lived among books, and he was born into this world an unknown number of years ago. The Boss had a loyal friend named Cthulhu. And one day, our hero set off on a long journey to school. His path was long and arduous. And there lived a terrible, cruel, and insidious Teacher. The Boss walked for 6,000 days. The sun was scorching, and he was very tired. Suddenly, he saw the deputy director standing in the distance. This was an old friend. And he gave the fearless hero a pointer. Another 0.5 days passed before the Boss reached the school. And there, he was attacked by the guards - the vile servant of the Teacher. But the mighty Boss scattered them all with his pointer, broke into the lair of the villain, and cut off his "five." The villain screamed, howled, and died. And everyone lived happily ever after, and everything was good for everyone, including the Boss, until the very end.

Once upon a time, in the distant land of Yopty-Mopty. His last name was Yedron-Baton. He lived in the very depths of this damned world, and he was born into this unholy light XZ years ago. Yopty-Mopty had a loyal friend named Myshka. And one day, our hero set off on a long journey far away from here. His path was long and arduous. And there lived a terrible, cruel, and insidious Homosek. Yopty-Mopty walked for whole Do kuishcha! days. The sun was scorching, and he was very tired. Suddenly, he saw an old man standing in the distance... It was an old friend. And he gave him a Huge thing! It's called a mace... :) to the fearless hero. Another long Ta v dushe ni ipu! days passed before Yopty-Mopty reached a place far away from here. And there, he was attacked by T'mushcha uiopkov - a vile servant of Homosek. But the mighty Yopty-Mopty scattered them all with his Huge thing! It's called a mace... :), broke into the villain's lair, and cut off his BALLS!!. The villain screamed, howled, and died. And everyone lived happily ever after, and everything was good for everyone, including Yopty-Mopty, until the very end.

If only everything could be put in the right form...

Once upon a time, in the distant land of White Wolf, lived a man named Weiss Wolf. He resided in the glorious city of Samara and was born about 70 to 100 years ago. White Wolf had a loyal friend named Vasilich. One day, our hero embarked on a long journey to the mysterious city of Kitezhgrad. The path was long and arduous. In Kitezhgrad lived a terrible, cruel, and treacherous Chmoshnik. White Wolf walked for a long, long time, wearing out many boots. The sun beat down, and he grew very tired. Suddenly, he saw a beautiful woman, Priyubodeyka, standing in the distance. She was an old friend. And she gave the fearless hero much love and physical pleasure. Another three long, agonizing days passed before White Wolf reached the mysterious city of Kitezhgrad. There, he was attacked by Atas Koshmarych Natoshchak, a vile servant of Chmoshnik. But the mighty White Wolf scattered them all with his club, broke into the villain's lair, and severed his Root of Life with a swing. The villain screamed, howled, and died. And so, everyone lived happily ever after, prospering and acquiring wealth. Everything was good for the people and for White Wolf, until the very end.:smile14:

Once upon a time, in a faraway land, there lived a wolf named Armagedonich. He lived in a dark, dark forest and was born 666 years ago. Wolf had a loyal friend named Valera. One day, our hero set off on a long journey to Transylvania. The journey was long and arduous. There lived a terrible, cruel, and treacherous Timati. Wolf walked for 0.5 days. The sun was scorching, and he was very tired. Suddenly, he saw Tolya Wasserman standing in the distance. This was an old friend. And he gave the fearless hero a vest. Another two hours passed before Wolf reached Transylvania. And there, he was attacked by Gopniks - vile servants of Timati. But the mighty Wolf scattered them all with his vest, broke into the villain's lair, and cut off his... eee))) I won't say))). The villain screamed, howled, and died. And so, everyone lived happily ever after, and everything was good for the people and for Wolf, until the very end.

Once upon a time, in a faraway land, there lived a man named Alexander. His last name was Shkurnik. He lived in the taiga and was born into this world 67 years ago. Alexander had a loyal friend named Death. And one day, our hero set off on a long journey to war. His path was long and arduous. And there lived a terrible, cruel, and insidious people. Alexander walked for 13 days. The sun was scorching, and he was very tired. Suddenly, he saw a scoundrel standing in the distance. It was an old friend. And he gave nothing to the fearless hero. Another 21 days passed before Alexander reached the war. And there, he was attacked by trash - a vile servant of the people. But the mighty Alexander scattered them all with his nothing, broke into the lair of the villain, and cut off his spine. The villain screamed, howled, and died. And everyone began to live happily ever after, and Alexander had everything good until his death. P.S. Sorry for the grammar - I was too lazy to edit it.

Once upon a time, in a faraway land, there lived a fellow named Khvostaty. His last name was... well, let's just say it was a bit unusual. He lived in the dark tunnels of a squirrel's clouded mind, and he came into this world 14 years ago. Khvostaty had a loyal friend named Dina, a little dinosaur. And one day, our hero set off on a long journey to the library. The road was long and arduous. And there lived a terrible, cruel, and treacherous professor. Khvostaty walked for a whole year and two months. The sun beat down, and he was very tired. Suddenly, he saw a bear-mermaid and a Blind Man's plush toy in the distance. It was an old friend. And first, he gave him a cigarette, and then he gave the fearless hero a good beating. Another three long days passed under the rain, and finally, Khvostaty reached the library. And there, he was attacked by a green serpent with his entourage (cockroaches and a cricket) - a vile servant of the professor. But the mighty Khvostaty scattered them all with his cigarette, and then with a good beating, broke into the villain's lair and cut off his limb. The villain screamed, howled, and died. And so, everyone lived happily ever after, and all was well. Everything was good for everyone, and for Khvostaty, until the very end.

Archive is corrupted.

My Avira is aggressively flagging viruses in the file...

Normal archive. Everything works.

I’m not arguing that it’s not normal. It’s just that the antivirus is flagging it as containing a “malicious program in the file.”

! C:\Users\777\Downloads\Fairy Tale.zip: Unexpected end of archive

Normal has now become: :confused:

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Once upon a time, in the distant land of Raisor, there lived a man named Bloodfuzor. He lived in Dardei and was born into this world 33 years ago. Raisor had a loyal friend named 1000 of my loyal soldiers. And one day, our hero set out on a long journey to travel the world. His path was long and arduous. And there lived a terrible, cruel, and treacherous Dragon. Raisor walked for 365 days. The sun beat down, and he grew very tired. Suddenly, he saw in the distance another 1000 soldiers. It was his old friend. And he gave his Oath of Loyalty to the fearless hero. Another 365 days passed before Raisor reached his destination to travel the world. And there, he was attacked by Snakes - the vile servant of the Dragon. But the mighty Raisor scattered them all with his Oath of Loyalty, broke through into the villain's lair, and cut off his Tail. The villain screamed, howled, and died. And so, everyone lived happily ever after, and all was well. Everything was good for the people and for Raisor, until the very end.