A tale about you.

Once upon a time, in a faraway land, there lived a fellow named Khvostaty. His last name was... well, let's just say it was a bit unusual. He lived in the dark tunnels of a squirrel's clouded mind, and he came into this world 14 years ago. Khvostaty had a loyal friend named Dina, a little dinosaur. And one day, our hero set off on a long journey to the library. The road was long and arduous. And there lived a terrible, cruel, and treacherous professor. Khvostaty walked for a whole year and two months. The sun beat down, and he was very tired. Suddenly, he saw a bear-mermaid and a Blind Man's plush toy in the distance. It was an old friend. And first, he gave him a cigarette, and then he gave the fearless hero a good beating. Another three long days passed under the rain, and finally, Khvostaty reached the library. And there, he was attacked by a green serpent with his entourage (cockroaches and a cricket) - a vile servant of the professor. But the mighty Khvostaty scattered them all with his cigarette, and then with a good beating, broke into the villain's lair and cut off his limb. The villain screamed, howled, and died. And so, everyone lived happily ever after, and all was well. Everything was good for everyone, and for Khvostaty, until the very end.