A tale about you.

Once upon a time, in the distant land of White Wolf, lived a man named Weiss Wolf. He resided in the glorious city of Samara and was born about 70 to 100 years ago. White Wolf had a loyal friend named Vasilich. One day, our hero embarked on a long journey to the mysterious city of Kitezhgrad. The path was long and arduous. In Kitezhgrad lived a terrible, cruel, and treacherous Chmoshnik. White Wolf walked for a long, long time, wearing out many boots. The sun beat down, and he grew very tired. Suddenly, he saw a beautiful woman, Priyubodeyka, standing in the distance. She was an old friend. And she gave the fearless hero much love and physical pleasure. Another three long, agonizing days passed before White Wolf reached the mysterious city of Kitezhgrad. There, he was attacked by Atas Koshmarych Natoshchak, a vile servant of Chmoshnik. But the mighty White Wolf scattered them all with his club, broke into the villain's lair, and severed his Root of Life with a swing. The villain screamed, howled, and died. And so, everyone lived happily ever after, prospering and acquiring wealth. Everything was good for the people and for White Wolf, until the very end.:smile14: