A tale about you.

Once upon a time, in a faraway land, there lived a Boss. His last name was Bossissimus. He lived among books, and he was born into this world an unknown number of years ago. The Boss had a loyal friend named Cthulhu. And one day, our hero set off on a long journey to school. His path was long and arduous. And there lived a terrible, cruel, and insidious Teacher. The Boss walked for 6,000 days. The sun was scorching, and he was very tired. Suddenly, he saw the deputy director standing in the distance. This was an old friend. And he gave the fearless hero a pointer. Another 0.5 days passed before the Boss reached the school. And there, he was attacked by the guards - the vile servant of the Teacher. But the mighty Boss scattered them all with his pointer, broke into the lair of the villain, and cut off his "five." The villain screamed, howled, and died. And everyone lived happily ever after, and everything was good for everyone, including the Boss, until the very end.