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Well, the question is in the title of the topic.
P.S. Maybe we could create a thread about what you do before going to bed, but that's not quite the same.
P.P.S. Please don't nitpick about the errors in the title of the topic and the answer options :P

Before going to bed, everyone is sitting at their computer; isn't that obvious? Although, someone might even be brushing their teeth.

I actually wake up twice. One alarm clock kind of warns me, but doesn't fully wake me up; it just gives me a chance to doze off for another 10 minutes! And then I actually get up. Sometimes I stay in bed for a short time to think about an interesting dream or a solution to a problem that suddenly pops into my head (it even happens like that, just like with Mendeleev).

I open my eyes.

Amko, I'm interested in what happens next. After all, everyone is starting to see the truth, although some need a little more time to catch up.

Amko, I'm interested in what happens next. After all, it's already opening everyone's eyes, although some people take a while to catch on.

And this too, sometimes :smile20:

Voted.

So, I start to exist in a conscious state.
Then I curse the morning, the world, and life.
And the alarm clock.
I drag myself to the bathroom, sleep there for five minutes.
I drag myself to the room, sleep there for five minutes.
I drag myself to eat, sleep with my face in the plate until I've sucked everything up.
I wake up, the glitches stop, the fragments and pieces of dreams in reality cease, and I realize all the worthlessness of my surroundings and go to sleep.

After waking up, I spend about an hour or two trying to force myself to get out of bed. Seriously.

Well, I usually stretch for about half an hour. The main thing is not to fall asleep again.

I wash my face and drink a glass of water.

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That's why it's so well preserved! :)

I open my eyes, hit the snooze button on the alarm clock. Five minutes later, I listen to the song for about 30 seconds and hit the snooze button again. Another five minutes later, I sit up in bed, wave my phone around (which is already blaring the alarm song), sometimes sing along, after about 30 seconds I turn off the alarm, stretch, yawn, sit for another 2-3 minutes, trying to convince myself that I really need to get up and go to work, I get up, make the bed, change clothes, eat, put on headphones, drink a vitamin, apply oxolinic ointment in my nose, put on a hat, scarf, coat, and boots, turn on my player, put on gloves, and leave. I fully wake up around 5-6 pm.

I wake up in a room filled with the sound of my alarm clock (just Winamp playing a random song). My first thought is: "DAMN! I'M LATE FOR WORK!", I get up, look at the clock, and realize that it's true. I quickly get dressed, go outside, and trudge along, wasting my energy, nerves, time, and health for a pittance. That's it :smile43:

Which song wakes you up? oO

Winamp needs to be urgently replaced with an alarm clock that has an unpleasant and loud sound. You can't wake up to music; it's like a lullaby :) It's best to place/put the alarm clock so that it's out of reach, even if you get up a little :)

Bashorg advises: set a melody from "Dom-2" as your alarm! I currently have "Hour of Trial" by Epidemic as my alarm. But I change my alarm often. Before that, it was "Wishmaster" by Nightwish; I still get surprised O_O when it randomly plays in my player.