What is the first thing you do in the morning after you wake up?

So, I start to exist in a conscious state.
Then I curse the morning, the world, and life.
And the alarm clock.
I drag myself to the bathroom, sleep there for five minutes.
I drag myself to the room, sleep there for five minutes.
I drag myself to eat, sleep with my face in the plate until I've sucked everything up.
I wake up, the glitches stop, the fragments and pieces of dreams in reality cease, and I realize all the worthlessness of my surroundings and go to sleep.