What is the first thing you do in the morning after you wake up?

I open my eyes, hit the snooze button on the alarm clock. Five minutes later, I listen to the song for about 30 seconds and hit the snooze button again. Another five minutes later, I sit up in bed, wave my phone around (which is already blaring the alarm song), sometimes sing along, after about 30 seconds I turn off the alarm, stretch, yawn, sit for another 2-3 minutes, trying to convince myself that I really need to get up and go to work, I get up, make the bed, change clothes, eat, put on headphones, drink a vitamin, apply oxolinic ointment in my nose, put on a hat, scarf, coat, and boots, turn on my player, put on gloves, and leave. I fully wake up around 5-6 pm.