Posts from Humor in Heroes of Might and Magic V.

In Tribes of the East, I noticed a small bug with the Battle Gryphons. As you know, after their devastating dive attack, they return to their original position. However, it seems the developers didn't account for the possibility that someone might stand in that very spot. Or perhaps what happened to me was an isolated incident. In any case, I'm posting a screenshot of this "sweet couple":

Ah, I know that trick. While the griffins were flying around, my stalkers took their place. It was the same situation. But I wonder, what will happen if a large creature takes the place of the griffins?

Ah, I know that trick. While the griffins were flying around, my stalkers took their place. It was the same. I wonder what will happen if a large creature takes the place of the griffins?

Nothing interesting! :) It happened to me. Paladins and griffins! A horse-eagle with claws and a stick sticking out appeared!:D

I once got a cyclops riding a griffin :-) That was pretty cool.

I'm sitting at the computer today and hear my younger sister singing: Everyone knows this, these aren't just words, There isn't a more loyal DOG, a more AFFECTIONATE DOG, there isn't such a CREATURE. Immediately, I remember Cerberuses :D

I have a funny translation for creature bios.
Take any living creature, and it says:
Living creature:
This is a living creature, and it CANNOT be resurrected!

Another case: I start a duel, choose Anwen against Ogre, turn on auto-battle, and watch... at the end of the battle, the scene is this: 1 Ent is standing in front of 1 Gremlin, and it's the Ent's turn. It could have just attacked and won, but no, it had to activate Forest Fury. Meanwhile, the Ogre is just standing there; instead of simply shooting at the Ent, it casts Armageddon... I laughed for a long time!

Another poor translation: everywhere for archers, it says: 10 shots remaining, but for me, it says 10 shots LEFT. :D :D :D :D :D :D

If you're interested in the translation in a pirated version, see the posts above; there's a lot of interesting stuff there:D
Or how about this: "Blue actor turn" - meaning the blue player moves.
A friend got a pirated copy of Hammers of Fate, and in it, Berserkers are translated as "Scandalists":D

I'm currently playing a pirated version, so here are the improvements I remember:
Ranger - Crossbowman - Marksman,
Fairy - Dryad - Dryad...

I don't remember anything else...

A necromancer stands before his troops and shouts at the hesitant zombies:
move faster, move faster!

New story from the series: "AI Stupidity": I was playing as the Necropolis faction. I summoned 3 Death Knights and continued on. There were about 20 peasants in my path. I still had enough mana left, and I decided to create some skeletons. To avoid waiting too long, I left only the Death Knights on the battlefield and activated auto-battle. The battle began. Round 1. The Death Knights, with their first attack, dealt a killing blow and killed 1 peasant. The hero attacked. Several more peasants fell. Round 2. The peasants attacked the Death Knights and received a counterattack... and then the same thing happened as in round 1. Round 3. If the peasants had been smarter, they would have survived until round 5, but due to their stupidity, they fell from the counterattack! Second story: Story from the series "what you won't do for a few warriors": I was playing as the Castle faction. Once, with an army of 13 unupgraded griffins, 20 upgraded and 20 unupgraded archers, 40 upgraded and 20 unupgraded peasants, 30 swordsmen, 3 monks, and Godric – a mage familiar with advanced Dark Magic, Chaos, and Light, but unfamiliar with any spells above level 3 – I attacked an abandoned mine guarded by 24 Earth Elementals. The battle began. During the setup, I grouped everyone except the griffins together. The elementals were in one stack. Round 1. The archers (in this text, the stack of monks, the stack of archers, and the stack of ranged attackers) attack and kill 1 elemental. Godric, who can take down 3 elementals with one attack and one with an Ice Bolt (he had nothing more powerful than Ice Bolt), cast... Slow on them! They became almost immobile lumps with an initiative of 3. :D Round 2. When the elementals moved so that they could reach the griffins on the next turn, there were only about 10 of them left (elementals, not birds). I could have taken them down with the griffins long ago, but 1-2 would have died from the counterattack. And so, the griffins flew around the elementals. Round 3. The elementals make the dumbest move: they move ONE square (in Nival games, this would be called "not getting within striking range"). The battle ended. Victory :smile14:. 15 minutes for 24 elementals. Although when attacking the mine, I expected to encounter undead. The most interesting thing is that this army was practically useless to me afterward. No one attacked my Castle, and my other hero easily defeated the enemy on his own. Added 47 minutes later

If you're interested in the translation in the pirated version, see the posts above; there's a lot of interesting stuff there. :D Or how about this: "Blue actor turn" - meaning the blue player is taking their turn. A friend got a pirated copy of Lords of the North, and in it, Berserkers are translated as "Scandalmongers." :D

I also had a pirated version before, and during loading, it would say:

Loading, please wait.

The heroes recently gave me a good scare!)))
I'm playing the second mission of the first campaign in Tribes of the East, and it's my first time ordering a caravan. I thought it would be like in Heroes 4... I skip my turn.
Then I decided to take a closer look at the model on the map and tilted the camera towards the hero... and that's when I saw a CART coming towards me!!! I almost fell off my chair, and I was even wondering where a cart came from in Heroes? I realized it was the caravan that had arrived after a few minutes xD.

ZatorcheG))) It was very difficult for the team to solve this complex puzzle))))):D

Nothing interesting! :) Something like that happened to me. Paladins and griffins! A horse-eagle with claws and a stick sticking out appeared!:D

Post a screenshot, let's have a laugh :D. It's never happened to me, I'm curious to see.

I have the same thing, but with a griffin and a peasant.

Post some screenshots; I haven't seen anything like that before.