Posts from Mafia 112. Pirates of the HW Sea

Hey, when you're helping Yashur with the quest, please choose a name for the character Napoleon.

And percentages, even more percentages.

Hey, when you're helping Yashur with the quest, please choose a name for the character Napoleon.

I wouldn't. What if we end up on the same team? x)

And a higher percentage, a much higher percentage.

That's possible. But then I won't pay for the work...:mad:

Olivia Girt

Date of birth: September 11 (36 years old, I'm not sure what year it is in the setting; if you need me to choose a specific year, I'll add it)

Profession: captain's wench boatswain

Most significant event in life: escaped from the orphanage at the monastery where her parents sent her as a child

Hobbies: teasing believers, reading scientific literature

Main dream: to disappear from the list of wanted criminals

And number 6.

Well, you like to elaborate.

I randomized everything.

Oh, I know what "help with writing an essay," "online help during an exam," etc. means. I agree! Payment in solid Heroes-style currency, i.e., in gold.

Okay, choose a number.

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Quenta for Lizard

Martin "Boar" Stevenson

A pirate's life isn't exactly great and pleasant. That's why Martin prefers not to notice it, getting drunk whenever he has the opportunity. The nickname "Boar" was given to Stevenson precisely because of his immoderate appetite for alcohol. He can outdrink anyone, even the sea devil himself. Martin became a pirate in his youth, hoping to make quick money and quit. But as is often the case in life, he couldn't quit, and he continued to engage in piracy. Boar often thinks about how his life would have turned out if he hadn't stepped onto that damned ship back then. However, he quickly chases away unpleasant thoughts, drowning them out with another dose of strong alcohol.

Date of birth: 07.07.1652, 53 years old

Profession: senior sailor

Event: lost an eye during a drunken brawl in a tavern

Hobby: collecting empty alcohol bottles

Dream: to drown in a sea of alcohol

 

Date of birth: September 11 (36 years old)

Well preserved.

Profession: captain's wench

Does the captain share?

Name: Bob Bobson
Date of birth: 06/05/1958
Profession: farmer
Most significant event in life: won a thousand dollars on bets

Hobbies: gathering in a pub with friends, where, over beer and drunken shouts of local drunks, they watch football on TV together - every day, after finishing work on the farm, he drives there through the countryside on his old tractor, listening to country music. His favorite team is the Minnesota Vikings.

Main dream or phobia or some unusual fact.
Claims that aliens are abducting his goats. He is afraid of crop circles.

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Number 5

Quenta for Yashur

This quenta is for Tox or Alex or Sky.
Yashur won't take it even if they pay him...

P.S. I can buy this for 5 Blood Drops. And you can take the cripple-alcoholic so that his work doesn't go to waste...

What you pay for is what you get... done, haha. You should see our characters in the expansion; this drunkard would seem like a handsome and decent person.

I'll rewrite it for 10 Blood Diamonds.

You get what you pay for, and that's what you get, haha.

First, the product, then the money, BDs.

I'll rewrite it for 10 BDs.

I paid 10 BDs to Toksu. If it's the same quality, I'll pay.

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If you saw our characters in the exp, this drunkard would seem like a handsome and decent person.

Apparently, that's why the lizardmen avoid these expeditions...

Full name: Vicious Foot-and-Mouth Kusaevich.
Date of birth: 13.09.2012
Profession: forum "Mafia" player.
Most significant life event: registration on HeroesWorld.
Hobby: getting angry at other players.
Main dream or phobia or any unusual fact: afraid of percentages.

Apparently, that's why Lizardmen avoid these expansions...

But in vain...

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Jacob "Prince" Wesson

Fate is sometimes quite cruel to people. At least, that's what Jacob thinks. To go from being the heir to a wealthy lord to a vagrant in a single day – not many people are so "lucky." Sometimes, Wesson thinks it would have been better if he had simply let his younger brother kill him. However, the will to live is still strong in the man, and he pushes away such thoughts. Being wanted in all civilized countries (for the murder of his own father, which Jacob did not actually commit), the Prince ended up on board a pirate ship. Any legal activity is now impossible for him, and this kind of work is almost the only way to live relatively decently and not starve. Good accountants are needed even by pirates, especially if they don't cheat them. Wesson dreams of saving enough money and settling on one of the islands in the Caribbean Sea. It is unlikely that his brother will look for him so far from the Old World.

Date of birth: 07.07.1711, 27 years old

Profession: treasurer / accountant

Event: framed by his brother and wanted for murder

Hobby: numerology

Dream: to buy a house on an island and marry a mulatto woman

Jacob “Prince” Wesson

Oh! That’s much better. I would even say it’s better than John Edwardson’s.
But it still doesn’t quite reach William von Braun’s level…
I’ll take it for 7 Battle Drones in slot number 7!