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The birth of Cagliostro?

Cagliostro isn't as cute.

Written by a person with a userbar from Heroes of Might and Magic V.

As something bad.

The Dragon probably won't suffer, even without Sybil and Syserke.

However, I forgot about Zeus. It's not just a storm; it's the best friend of the Sacrifice creature, which significantly boosts the win rate of ramp decks. It seems it's time to say goodbye to it and for all dragon enthusiasts to switch to PDC and Worm decks.

Guess how I defeated this Portal Mage and why Bahikh didn't help him.

Merged in the semi-finals. Received a terrible result, a terrible emblem, two shards, and a legendary pack.

Check out this draft. So, how does it look? Is it good enough for a win?



Wow, what handsome husbands! I feel all warm and fuzzy down there… :smile15: :smile15: :smile15:

Didn't know you liked furries.

WHAT IT WAS LIKE WITH KMR. WHAT WE LOST.

1. LEADERS WERE DRAWN WITHOUT CENSORSHIP. YOU COULD LET CHILDREN PLAY.

2. PROGRESSION IN RANKED WAS 80% FASTER. PEOPLE WOULD REACH GRANDMASTER ON A WIN STREAK.

3. A PLAYER WOULD GET AN AVERAGE OF 150-190 POINTS FOR A WIN. THERE WAS NO REASON TO CLOSE THE CLIENT EXCEPT FOR STUDY/WORK.

4. IF YOU MISPLAYED IN RANKED AND FELT ASHAMED, PEOPLE WOULD USE EMOJIS, SKIP TURNS, GIVE YOU A FREE WIN, OFFER TO BEFRIEND YOU, AND CHAT.

5. RAMP AND SPELL BOOST WOULD AUTOMATICALLY APPEAR.

YOU GO TO THE ARENA, AND THEY EVEN PAY YOU EXTRA.

IT WAS SCARY TO OPEN PACKS: LEGENDARIES WOULD JUMP INTO YOUR COLLECTION.

6. GRANDPA USED TO SAY: PEOPLE WOULD WAKE UP AT NIGHT FROM THE HAPPY, KIND JAPANESE VOICE ACTING. IN THE MORNING, EVERYONE WOULD LOG IN TO WARM UP ON "COCKROACH" IN UNLIMITED.

7. THE TIME TO REACH GRANDMASTER WAS 4.5 HOURS. PLAYERS WOULD ROLL 120-150 LEGENDARIES AT THE START FOR ALL ARCHETYPES AND ALL CLASSES AND ALL TIER-1 DECKS – THEY WOULD IMMEDIATELY SIGN UP FOR TOURNAMENTS.

8. THE META IN RANKED WAS AS INTERESTING AS IN DARKNESS EVOLVED. AND T2 CONSISTED OF FUN AND MEMES.

9. EVENTS GAVE PLAYERS 300 PACKS, AND EVERYONE WAS HAPPY.

10. BRONZES WERE FOUND IN PACKS AS OFTEN AS SILVERS IN VALOR. SILVERS WERE WITH GOLDS, GOLDS WITH LEGENDARIES, AND LEGENDARIES LIKE ZEUS, AND PLAYERS WOULD PLAY AGGRO WITH ZEUS USING THE ACCELERATION METHOD – THEY WOULD DEAL 20 DAMAGE WITH A STORM ON THE FIRST TURN.

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I didn't know you liked furries.

But werewolves aren't furries. However, that was sarcasm in the post anyway.

During a full moon, werewolves transform into furries.

Took the Cove, won against Blood, lost to a screaming guy with Barbarian and Leonid (I did find a ban for Leny, but it was too late - he managed to beat me once, and that decided the outcome). Got a legendary pack, and from it... a hulking giant. Everything as usual.

SILVERS WERE WITH GOLDS, GOLDS WITH LEGENDS, AND LEGENDS LIKE ZEUS.

Solomon Samsonovich. ...Then everything is big again: dragons, like bulls, bulls, like I don't know what…
Svirid Opanasovich (stupidly). Like elephants.

I lost right away, unfortunately.

Took Sword in the final, defeated Blood with Belphegor and Yorm, who didn't do anything, then lost to a dragon with a bunch of dragon nests, fervor, and polyphony; I was 3 HP short of finishing it.

Got a legendary pack, and in it was Minte...

Animated, I hope?