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I want to know what will happen if state prostitution is introduced; I will probably write about the consequences here.

I want to know what will happen if state prostitution is introduced; I will probably write about the consequences here.

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Following new legislation in Kittypink, concussed catball players cannot remember their lineup position.

2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kittypink, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.

A recent national survey found that 40% of Kittypinkians regularly consult fortune tellers.

"These 'fortune tellers' are nothing more than scam artists!" cries Barack Leach from his soapbox, "This is clear-cut fraud and should be punished as such. They can't see into the future! No one can! We need to lock up these crystal-ball reading hacks for the good of Kittypink!"

"Banning these fortune tellers only treats the symptom, not the disease," states your Minister of Education, May King, "If our people are dumb enough to believe this hokum, then we've got a serious education problem. Clearly we need to increase our school budget and start an outreach program to stamp this problem out at the source. It'll require more taxes, but the people need our help."

"I foresee a great eeeeeeeee-vil if you listen to these advisors," moans Mystic Meg, a prominent fortune teller clad in bangles. "You are in great danger, Grand Chief Amelia Whiteclaw. GRAVE DANGER! You must ignore these naysayers, for they will certainly lead to your downfall! Obviously the government needs its own oracles to foresee catastrophe and guide us through troubled times."

"Consider the opportunity this presents, Grand Chief Amelia Whiteclaw," says your chief counselor as he steps from behind the arras, "Almost half of the population believes this hoopla. We must encourage this new faith as much as possible. With a handpicked staff of prophets to forecast what we want and spies monitoring every freethinking opposition group, society will be yours for the taking."
This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

No, it's not Revan. In principle, the first two options can be combined, because the second protects animals from abuse. Together, that's already 39%. And if you also ban "hach," then it's 51% - a majority.

And then they ask where all sorts of perversions come from.
However, I think that there are mostly trolls and city fools who only see animals in the zoo.

And then they ask where all sorts of syphilis come from.

Syphilis got its name from the shepherd Syphilus (from Ancient Greek: σῦς — pig and Ancient Greek: φίλος — friend) in Girolamo Fracastoro's poem "Syphilis sive de morbo Gallico" (Syphilis or the French Disease) of 1530. The shepherd Syphilus was punished by the gods for "friendship with a pig."

Will you be training in Stilman?

Following new legislation in Siverfale, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner.

civil rights 52 ---> 55
eco-friendliness 67 ---> 68
social conservatism 54 ---> 52
nudity 188 ---> 190
welfare 53 ---> 54
public healthcare 115 ---> 119
law enforcement 125 ---> 128
business subsidization 94 ---> 95
religiousness 159 ---> 160
safety from crime 223.606 ---> 226.337
safety 727.42 ---> 738.612
defense forces 218 ---> 219
pacifism -737 ---> -740
employment 371 ---> 373
public transport 61 ---> 62
weaponization -258.606 ---> -261.337
godlessness -144 ---> -145
environmental beauty 193.7 --->195.7
toxicity -650.833 ---> -658.295
averageness 292 ---> 268

sparking debate over possible solutions to the employment gap.

4."All ze jobs are VHERE?!" General Von Gugelheimer lets out a piercing scream. "Zose Bigtopians and zeir business friends need to remember vhich is ze better country! Never mind zat ze businesses at fault are based out of Qasardastan. Let's blow zose Bigtopians off ze map! Double ze military's size, and ve von't have to vorry about zem anymore. Trade vill take a hit, but isn't ZE POWER vorth it? Hahaha... HAHAHAHA!"