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#6229 6/20/2015 5:33 PM UTC

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The Issue

The latest "Harry Potter" book to hit schools across Kittypink has stirred up the greatest controversy yet.

Nope, another dismissal. My culture is barely at zero, and allowing it isn't my policy.
Although, I would personally enjoy burning the "Harry Potter" books, but this case is more general.

Lol, and in defense, Pinkyville unexpectedly outperformed Drakoshia.

Seconds ago: Drakkoshka changed its national faith to "The Cult" and its leader to "Holy Empress Kosha I".

А, вот почему.

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#6230 6/20/2015 6:14 PM UTC

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Although, personally, I would gladly burn a copy of that particular book.

Have you read it?

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#6231 6/20/2015 6:22 PM UTC

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The first four notebooks from fifth grade. I had notebooks, a pencil case, and a diary with him back then. That's why I would burn them now.

А, вот почему.

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#6232 6/20/2015 6:59 PM UTC

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I haven't read it, so I can't objectively evaluate this issue.

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#6233 6/20/2015 7:47 PM UTC

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Revan, this issue has nothing to do with Potter. In the actual book, they didn't engage in occultism (at least the main characters didn't, in the 6/7 books that I read).

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#6234 6/21/2015 9:11 AM UTC

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My Pinky received this banner just today.

And in Russia, there are still many things that don't exist, even though they were common in normal countries 20 years ago.

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#6235 6/21/2015 11:19 AM UTC

Following new legislation in Brakhmar, children spout "We are happy to be sentenced! And you?" involuntarily throughout the day.

Однако.

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#6236 6/21/2015 12:08 PM UTC

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Hush, Hush, Sweet Charlotte
The Issue

Your personal assistant, Charlotte Sweet, has threatened to tell the newspapers that you had an affair with her unless you give her lots of money.

The Debate
1. "Whether you did it or not, we can't let this story get out," says your Chief of Staff over scotch and cigars, "Think of the scandal! No, no, no. Pay her. Pay the tabloids. Pay anyone who's ever heard the word affair! Pay them as much as it takes to make this disappear. Sure, this might just incentivize all those others to come forward demanding hush money, but sometimes you have to put your career first."

2. "We just have to make sure she doesn't win the case," councils your attorney Rebecca Sparkle, "Force all the newspapers to brand her a liar. Release statements saying you stand by your family. Drastic measures must be taken to stop that woman and her lies! Now let's prep your testimony. Repeat after me: I did not have an affair with that woman."

3. "Maybe this little problem really isn't a dilemma," opines your press advisor, Hope Hanover, "We live in modern times, and I don't think the public care about who sleeps with whom. You're better off coming clean about the whole thing. At the very least people will say you're honest. People don't say that a whole lot about politicians these days."

I need to submit this to a contest of scenarios "that everyone has seen before, but I'm seeing for the first time." :rolleyes:

В тихой однообразной жизни всегда так бывает: каждый отдельный день бесконечно долог, но месяцы и годы мчатся с непостижимой быстротой.

I wanted to offer you some flowers, but a crown would suit a princess like you much better

Смысл жизни в том, что жизнь на тебе не заканчивается

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#6237 6/21/2015 4:54 PM UTC

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Hmm, perhaps the issue lies in toxicity. Many people engage in flaming each other, which leads to more people dying from heart attacks.

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#6238 6/21/2015 5:22 PM UTC

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It's tough being a delegate. Five hundred messages a day, all sorts of spam.

Hmm, maybe it's about toxicity. More people flame each other => more people die from heart attacks.

Well, I don't know. I managed to reduce toxicity from five hundred to fifty in the latest major issues, but the death rate hasn't changed at all.

Whatever

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#6239 6/21/2015 6:08 PM UTC

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89 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Kittypink, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged.

Security, religiousness, and technology have increased, and taxes have increased slightly.

А, вот почему.

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#6240 6/22/2015 7:30 PM UTC

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Did you see the news? They introduced a new parameter. Drakkoskia is doing well according to it, while Rozovokotye is in the negative. The description is something like "how equally they treat different people and blah blah blah." Tolerance, I guess? Now it's clear why Drakkoskia isn't in the top tier.

А, вот почему.

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