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Happy Life

4/25/2015 11:07 PM UTC

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Because guys, it's your turn now, make your move and synchronize. Come on, don't hesitate. Who's going to do it for you, Pushkin? And don't forget your head at home!

My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.

kcfgogbfalgfl

4/26/2015 5:17 AM UTC

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New banner. It should be bigger than half the countries, but since my country is the best of all, I got it first.

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By the way.

An emergency meeting has been called together after a report from the border police showed an alarming increase in child trafficking. Children born to unlicensed parents are being given to shady characters who smuggle these tots across the border to sell them to the highest bidder.

1. Agnes Chicago, your Minister of Population Logistics, believes the solution is simple. "Parents who fail the exam for a license aren't allowed kids—so they don't need reproductive organs. I say spay or neuter everyone who is unfit to be a parent, to ensure they don't have any offspring. Off with it all!"

2. Charles Neumann, the Chief of Police, winces and turns white. "That sounds rather... barbaric. Give us more funding, and we can set up a special department - the Child Catchers! We'll take children from those who procreate without passing the exam, and raise them to be perfect members of our police force... err... society."

3. Your dear old mother, tucking you into bed with your favorite teddy, shakes her head and disagrees. "We never needed a license to have our children. We were good parents to you, and you've all grown up to be fine human beings. Why don't you just get rid of these new-fangled licenses and trust a parent's instincts?"

~~How lucky the people are that the Empress woke up in a good mood today.~~

Siverfale

4/26/2015 5:46 AM UTC

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1. Agnes Chicago, your Minister of Population Logistics, believes the solution is simple. "Parents who fail the exam for a license aren't allowed kids—so they don't need reproductive organs. I say spay or neuter everyone who is unfit to be a parent, to ensure they don't have any offspring. Off with it all!"

And you say, Revan, that it's impossible to control the enforcement of the law on the abolition of sex. Here it is, the perfect solution.

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Where do we end up when we save the world?

kcfgogbfalgfl

4/26/2015 5:47 AM UTC

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It’s a little bit extreme if you ask me.

Siverfale

4/26/2015 5:48 AM UTC

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And canceling sex isn't exactly an extreme thing...

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kcfgogbfalgfl

4/26/2015 5:53 AM UTC

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Of course not. You can prohibit people from crossing the street on a red light, but you won't be able to achieve 100% compliance with this rule unless you put a police officer at every traffic light. However, you could cut off everyone's legs – then no one would break the rule.

Siverfale

4/26/2015 5:55 AM UTC

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You are wrong, people will still break the law by running red lights, even if they are in wheelchairs.

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kcfgogbfalgfl

4/26/2015 5:59 AM UTC

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Well, then we could also ban strollers.

Siverfale

4/26/2015 6:00 AM UTC

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Well, banning strollers can be compared to banning sex. In both cases, life becomes completely absurd.

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kcfgogbfalgfl

4/26/2015 6:03 AM UTC

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Many people find it ridiculous even without the sex/strollers aspect, so it's purely a matter of personal opinion.

Siverfale

4/26/2015 6:06 AM UTC

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But that's no reason to cancel sex for everyone else. By the way, explain the new rules for the Security Council; I have an idea for a resolution, but Ment announced that his alliance is being canceled, and only the one created by Rex Ventorum remains, and now it has open membership. How do they feel about my country, what resolutions are still in effect, etc.?

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Where do we end up when we save the world?