Mafia 84. Memorized it, turned it in, forgot it!

I have all the NDs, a newspaper will be released soon.

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In this issue you will find:
- behind closed doors
- fatal hangover
- results of the first exam
Alexeagle decided to stay after classes. He went into one of the classrooms where a group of other students were already sitting. Alexeagle put on his headphones as usual and started working through problems. Gradually, all the other students left the classroom except for… one girl who clearly caught Alexeagle's eye. Now he couldn't think about examples and kept glancing at the stranger, trying not to reveal his interest. Everything inside him was telling him, “Go talk to her! Get acquainted.” But Alexeagle didn’t know what to say to her and continued to sit there. Finally, it got very late, and Alexeagle finally decided to take a risk. He hesitantly stood up, walked over to her. She took out her headphones and looked expectantly. Alexeagle stood frozen for a whole minute, then suddenly turned around and quickly headed towards the door, but when he tried to open it, he realized that it was locked! No shouting or knocking helped. Then Alexeagle understood that this was his chance... In the morning, Alexeagle flew out of the classroom, filled with happiness. It is easy to guess how this night passed for him. Descending to the first floor, he began to shake hands and thank the security guard, thinking that it was he who carelessly locked the room. Then Alexeagle ran out of the university without explaining anything. The security guard, who had only been working in his new position for an hour, thought to himself: "Well, finally, here they will treat me seriously!"

Fatal Hangover

Meanwhile, classmates persuaded Ment to go celebrate his birthday despite the upcoming exam. There, Ment got drunk for the first time in his life, and the next morning he came to the university, clearly not recovered from the previous night's revelry. Under the influence of residual alcohol, Ment behaved very provocatively, slapping the bottoms of all the female students and teachers passing by, putting them in a stupor, as they definitely did not expect this from Ment. The dean saw all this and wanted to find out what was going on. He asked Ment what had gotten into him, to which he told the Dean to go to hell. An hour later, the documents for Ment’s expulsion were signed. Students tried to dissuade the Dean from expelling Ment, buying him expensive cognac and another refrigerator, but all their efforts were in vain. Unfortunately, Ment did not get a military ID card, so he went to serve in the Airborne Forces, taking a cookbook with him for some reason.

Results of the First Exam

All the students, except Ment, managed to pass the first test. On this occasion, they threw a party in the dormitory.
The Labor Exploits newspaper is the main sponsor of Ment's party!

In civilian life:
1. Olam Hével
2. Heroist
3. Rawlith
4. forgotten ghost
5. Larisa
6. 0xFF
7. Gekasan_RU
8. Alexeagle

Went to serve:
9. Ment

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