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What shall we name the establishment?
The relevant law was adopted by the Swiss Parliament and came into force on January 1, 2015. It stipulates that if a client does not contact the bank for 10 years, and after another 50 years, their deposit remains inactive, information about the abandoned account is published to search for heirs. To this end, the Swiss government created a special website, dormantaccounts.ch, where anyone can check whether any of their ancestors had an account in one of the country's banks 60 or more years ago. To date, the list of unclaimed deposits already consists of 197 pages!
Знание некоторых закономерностей освобождает от изучения многих фактов.
Мечты сбываются рано или поздно, так или иначе.
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- Kolya, is that you?! The new Russian replies:
- Petya! Long time no see! We haven't seen each other since school! So, they start talking - this and that, about life, and the new Russian says:
- Lately, everything has been going wrong for me - I crashed my Mercedes yesterday, my wife is annoying, and the jacuzzi is leaking... But how are you doing?
- Well, Kolya, I haven't eaten in three days...
- Well, brother, you need to force yourself!
A new Russian walks down the street. A beggar is sitting by the wall. The new Russian throws a hundred dollars at him, and he, stunned, looks up...
- Kolya, is that you?! The new Russian replies:
- Petya! Long time no see! We haven't seen each other since school!
In short, they started talking - this and that, about life, and the new Russian says:
- Lately, everything has been going wrong for me - I crashed my Mercedes yesterday, my wife is annoying, the jacuzzi is leaking... And how are you?
- And I, Kolya, haven't eaten in three days...
- Well, brother, you have to force yourself!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день
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This is called "real life," Heroist. Sucks, doesn't it?
Heroist, were you buried alive?
