Happy Life
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A new Russian guy is walking down the street. A beggar is sitting by the wall. The new Russian throws a hundred bucks at him, and the beggar, stunned, looks up...
- Kolya, is that you?! The new Russian replies:
- Petya! Long time no see! We haven't seen each other since school! So, they start talking - this and that, about life, and the new Russian says:
- Lately, everything has been going wrong for me - I crashed my Mercedes yesterday, my wife is annoying, and the jacuzzi is leaking... But how are you doing?
- Well, Kolya, I haven't eaten in three days...
- Well, brother, you need to force yourself!
- Kolya, is that you?! The new Russian replies:
- Petya! Long time no see! We haven't seen each other since school! So, they start talking - this and that, about life, and the new Russian says:
- Lately, everything has been going wrong for me - I crashed my Mercedes yesterday, my wife is annoying, and the jacuzzi is leaking... But how are you doing?
- Well, Kolya, I haven't eaten in three days...
- Well, brother, you need to force yourself!
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
