HoM[M]ie
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A new Russian walks down the street. A beggar is sitting by the wall. The new Russian throws a hundred dollars at him, and he, stunned, looks up...
- Kolya, is that you?! The new Russian replies:
- Petya! Long time no see! We haven't seen each other since school!
In short, they started talking - this and that, about life, and the new Russian says:
- Lately, everything has been going wrong for me - I crashed my Mercedes yesterday, my wife is annoying, the jacuzzi is leaking... And how are you?
- And I, Kolya, haven't eaten in three days...
- Well, brother, you have to force yourself!
aka Sir Holmes aka David Jones.
