What does a Necromancer need a blanket for? — Everything about everything.

Dyrman

8/23/2013 1:44 PM UTC

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They say that a necromancer, wrapped in a blanket, will soon die for good. Is that true?

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Radionich

8/23/2013 2:07 PM UTC

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I tried it once, and I didn't die, lol.

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Поиграем :smile13:

Heroist

8/23/2013 2:12 PM UTC

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Who says so? From a logical point of view – yes. From a common-sense point of view, the existence of Necromancers has not been scientifically confirmed or officially proven.

Whatever

Ment

8/23/2013 2:58 PM UTC

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The poll showed that there are more undecided people, which means we can conquer the world. At least, it's worth a try.

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Саня Изи

8/23/2013 3:40 PM UTC

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I'm always sleeping under a blanket.

Am I going to die soon?

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No, it's all nonsense. Normal Necromancers always sleep in coffins or caves. They always sleep under a blanket and keep warm, like in little houses, while their undead minions stand at the entrance and ward off thieves/clowns/inquisitors. It's actually quite nice - sleeping under a blanket, and even cuddling with a teddy bear. Sleep during the day, get up at night, and you can perform rituals again.

Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день

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Dyrman

8/25/2013 3:34 PM UTC

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Lord of Death

I'm always sleeping under a blanket.

Am I going to die soon?

Added 3 minutes ago
No, it's all nonsense. Normal Necromancers always sleep in coffins or caves. They always sleep under a blanket and keep warm, like in little houses, while their undead minions stand at the entrance and ward off thieves/clowns/inquisitors. Actually, it's nice to sleep under a blanket, especially cuddling with a teddy bear. You sleep during the day, get up at night, and can perform rituals again.

Necromancers are cold-blooded, or rather, cold-boned! Why would they need a blanket?
They say that a Necromancer wrapped in a blanket remembers his past life, which evokes old memories and feelings. Such confusion causes a short circuit in the very spirit that sustains life - hence, the end. Beware of blankets, fellow Necromancers!

Lord of Death

Actually, it's nice to sleep under a blanket, especially cuddling with a teddy bear. You sleep during the day, get up at night, and can perform rituals again.

It's time to think about it, maybe you're not a Necromancer anymore? Or, for example, a NYacromancer?

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We need to come up with special Necromantic blankets. Stuffed with human fingernails, and pillows made of raven feathers. The bed itself should be made of the bones of a slain dragon, or at worst, of marble. The status of the Necromancer's bedroom distinguishes them by rank. If a Necromancer is still sleeping in a rotten coffin, then his time has long passed, and it's time for him to be relegated to the dustbin of history.

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Саня Изи

8/25/2013 4:16 PM UTC

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Maybe it's time to think about it, perhaps it's no longer a Necromancer? Or, for example, a Necromancer?

We need to come up with special necromantic blankets.

With the inscription: "Necromancer forever"?

If the necromancer is still sleeping in a rotting coffin, then his time has long passed, and it's time for him to go to the scrapheap of history.

Go watch a couple of good horror movies, educate yourself.

Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день

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Dyrman

8/25/2013 6:59 PM UTC

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Lord of Death

Go watch a couple of good horror movies, broaden your horizons.

So you're just a zombie, brainwashed by television!
Want to join my army as meat?

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Саня Изи

8/25/2013 7:08 PM UTC

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What kind of army do you have? Are you referring to your character in an MMO?

Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день

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Dyrman

8/25/2013 7:12 PM UTC

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Lord of Death

What kind of army do you have? You and your character in an MMO? Are you completely obsessed?

And the zombified offspring doesn't believe that it will soon be sent to the necromancer's army. And no matter how much it resists, kicks, its path is one - to be turned into meat. Hundreds of swords of armored knights will pierce this green, useless body, many spells will fall on the barely moving carcass, but I hope it survives and remembers that at least under the command of a great necromancer, it was able to fight in an army, and not just imagine itself as one, wrapped in the night under a blanket, greedily stroking its doll, a plush bear rider...

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Небо

8/25/2013 7:17 PM UTC

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a plush toy of a bear rider...

Lord has a doll in the form of Klov, which gives +100500 to Defense.

Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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Саня Изи

8/25/2013 7:18 PM UTC

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Wow, things are really heating up, sirens are wailing, it feels like World War III is about to start. Are you even a Necromancer? Show me some proof, some pictures where it's clear, even from a distance, that you even remotely resemble one. Otherwise, you know what will happen.

Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день

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Dyrman

8/25/2013 7:18 PM UTC

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Sky

The Lord has a doll in the form of Clovis, which gives +100500 to Defense.

Defense doesn't affect Necromancers. It's just a game mechanic, which makes the doll even more useless.

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Саня Изи

8/25/2013 7:22 PM UTC

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Revived in the thread.

Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день

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Dyrman

8/25/2013 7:23 PM UTC

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Lord of Death

Wow, things really blew up, the sirens are wailing, and World War III is about to start.

Seriously, how can you even call yourself a necromancer?

Show me the proof, show me the pictures. Or are you too scared?

I understand the indignation, but you can't stay green and spreading plague everywhere forever. You need to occasionally venture into libraries, teach your decaying and worm-eaten body some wisdom. Maybe one day, it will become the necromancer of all Asahan and defeat all the Academics. Unfortunately, dreams don't lead to reality. And the reality is this: you're trailing behind a brainless army of a necromancer, blindly believing in his ideals and not understanding why.

A true necromancer hides his life behind an iron curtain, not only of information but also of the soul, strives for self-improvement, and constantly leads his zombies to success. He may not be visible on the screens of the country, but he is sitting nearby. The residents may not be afraid of him, but they tremble at night because of him. He may not be setting the course of the country, but it is his magic that is shaping it....

Your fervent belief that a necromancer should present himself as a pop star immediately evokes the motives of an imposter – a false necromancer, subject to the impulse of a wrongly interpreted self-awareness. Perhaps an academic has enveloped your soul and forced you to sit under a blanket all night, or an evil person is holding you captive. But know this: only the most self-aware and inactive knights of the necromancer order can raise the zombies to a higher level.