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They say that a necromancer, wrapped in a blanket, will soon die for good. Is that true?
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They say that a Necromancer wrapped in a blanket will soon die completely. Is this true?
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Radionich
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I tried it once, and I didn't die, lol.
Heroist
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Who says so?
From a logical point of view – yes. From a common-sense point of view, the existence of Necromancers has not been scientifically confirmed or officially proven.
Ment
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The poll showed that there are more undecided people, which means we can conquer the world. At least, it's worth a try.
Саня Изи
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I'm always sleeping under a blanket.
Am I going to die soon?
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No, it's all nonsense. Normal Necromancers always sleep in coffins or caves. They always sleep under a blanket and keep warm, like in little houses, while their undead minions stand at the entrance and ward off thieves/clowns/inquisitors. It's actually quite nice - sleeping under a blanket, and even cuddling with a teddy bear. Sleep during the day, get up at night, and you can perform rituals again.
Am I going to die soon?
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No, it's all nonsense. Normal Necromancers always sleep in coffins or caves. They always sleep under a blanket and keep warm, like in little houses, while their undead minions stand at the entrance and ward off thieves/clowns/inquisitors. It's actually quite nice - sleeping under a blanket, and even cuddling with a teddy bear. Sleep during the day, get up at night, and you can perform rituals again.
Dyrman
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I'm always sleeping under a blanket.
Am I going to die soon?
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No, it's all nonsense. Normal Necromancers always sleep in coffins or caves. They always sleep under a blanket and keep warm, like in little houses, while their undead minions stand at the entrance and ward off thieves/clowns/inquisitors. Actually, it's nice to sleep under a blanket, especially cuddling with a teddy bear. You sleep during the day, get up at night, and can perform rituals again.
They say that a Necromancer wrapped in a blanket remembers his past life, which evokes old memories and feelings. Such confusion causes a short circuit in the very spirit that sustains life - hence, the end. Beware of blankets, fellow Necromancers!
Actually, it's nice to sleep under a blanket, especially cuddling with a teddy bear. You sleep during the day, get up at night, and can perform rituals again.
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We need to come up with special Necromantic blankets. Stuffed with human fingernails, and pillows made of raven feathers. The bed itself should be made of the bones of a slain dragon, or at worst, of marble. The status of the Necromancer's bedroom distinguishes them by rank. If a Necromancer is still sleeping in a rotten coffin, then his time has long passed, and it's time for him to be relegated to the dustbin of history.
Саня Изи
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Maybe it's time to think about it, perhaps it's no longer a Necromancer? Or, for example, a Necromancer?
We need to come up with special necromantic blankets.
With the inscription: "Necromancer forever"?
If the necromancer is still sleeping in a rotting coffin, then his time has long passed, and it's time for him to go to the scrapheap of history.
Dyrman
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Go watch a couple of good horror movies, broaden your horizons.
Want to join my army as meat?
Саня Изи
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What kind of army do you have? Are you referring to your character in an MMO?
Dyrman
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What kind of army do you have? You and your character in an MMO? Are you completely obsessed?
Небо
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a plush toy of a bear rider...
Саня Изи
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Wow, things are really heating up, sirens are wailing, it feels like World War III is about to start.
Are you even a Necromancer?
Show me some proof, some pictures where it's clear, even from a distance, that you even remotely resemble one. Otherwise, you know what will happen.
Dyrman
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The Lord has a doll in the form of Clovis, which gives +100500 to Defense.
Саня Изи
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Revived in the thread.
Dyrman
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Wow, things really blew up, the sirens are wailing, and World War III is about to start.
Seriously, how can you even call yourself a necromancer?
Show me the proof, show me the pictures. Or are you too scared?
A true necromancer hides his life behind an iron curtain, not only of information but also of the soul, strives for self-improvement, and constantly leads his zombies to success. He may not be visible on the screens of the country, but he is sitting nearby. The residents may not be afraid of him, but they tremble at night because of him. He may not be setting the course of the country, but it is his magic that is shaping it....
Your fervent belief that a necromancer should present himself as a pop star immediately evokes the motives of an imposter – a false necromancer, subject to the impulse of a wrongly interpreted self-awareness. Perhaps an academic has enveloped your soul and forced you to sit under a blanket all night, or an evil person is holding you captive. But know this: only the most self-aware and inactive knights of the necromancer order can raise the zombies to a higher level.
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