Who thinks that an army is unnecessary? Auto-translated

Didn't pay much attention.

we don't sell them here, at least not in stores. maybe they're available in bars and other similar places.

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Even we sell it.

Maybe it will work, maybe it won't. By the way, do you know where they assigned me? To the Airborne Forces! Now I'll be training to break bottles on my head.

Wow, what luck...

Ideal – radio technical troops. You just run around with a wire... And communication with the outside world is established :)

Well, all I can do is sing a farewell: "Come and join the British Army!"...

Perhaps the prospects aren't very bright after all... (Although, if you bash your head against a bottle in front of the military commissar, they might not deem you fit for service :) )

you should have taken care of this a year before graduating from university.
in most cases, you can get away with it for free in the form of Hennessy with good snacks.
and in your current situation, you either have to hide or pay a lot of money (around 7-10k).
P.S. I would still find a way out on your behalf; all the acquaintances who served in the army realized how wrong they were after just 10 days.

The army, in its current form, is absolutely unnecessary. Firstly, it's not democratic. Forcing people into free and selfless physical labor is a relic of a communist society. Why should I spend an entire year of my life surviving in completely uncomfortable conditions? Even if those uncomfortable conditions weren't a problem, the society itself is the issue. It's almost entirely composed of stupid, morally damaged people who ruin everyone else, especially those who are relatively normal. I believe this needs to be changed drastically, meaning introducing a mercenary army, like in advanced countries. This situation is reminiscent of a medieval militia, nothing more. Moreover, reforming the army into a mercenary force would increase its effectiveness. Although, personally, I believe the army should be disbanded; fortunately, we live in a modern world. Instead, we should focus on the police (or whatever you call it now), education, and healthcare. There are no foreseeable external threats, unless aliens arrive. But there's plenty of terrorism, healthcare is terrible, and education is poor. By the way, has Lord_de_Sat appeared after this incident? It would be a shame if he was taken away. In most cases, people come out of the army changed, and usually for the worse. I'll find a way to avoid it. That's why I'm already preparing for osteochondrosis, asthma, chronic rhinitis, allergies to dust, pine needles, humid places, and places without media access. I also do monthly preventative treatments for inflammation of the prostate.

Dan just wants to join the paratroopers, and Sanya wants to be with his friends... And Dan, Sapog, Slavka, and I also want to join the paratroopers...

A group of friends wants to serve. So go serve with them.

I believe that those who haven't served in the military have no right to call themselves men and are only fit to sell phones for twelve thousand rubles in Svyaznoy.
However, even degenerate conscripts who spent a year in a construction battalion and then, together with overweight conscripts from the vehicle maintenance units, undergo a ritual cleansing during a holiday, are also not ideal. Still, it's better than nothing.

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Well... Typical.

Yeah, many women, like Morny, just don't truly understand what an army is.

Stupid blonde.

Oh, but I need an army. I mean, I need an army under my command, to do all sorts of tasks, like cleaning the apartment, running errands, taking money from the rich, and so on.

I believe that anyone who hasn't served in the military has no right to call themselves a man and is only fit to sell phones for twelve thousand rubles in a Связной store.

Yeah, right, real men are those moral, vulgar, and disgusting individuals they become in the army now, even if they weren't like that before.
You, buddy, wouldn't understand how it feels to waste a year of your life, needlessly ruining yourself.

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they are also not needed.

If that's the case, the country needs scientists who will develop automated combat machines that can operate effectively without direct human intervention.

My father told me an interesting fact: in the USSR, young people didn't have any problems with the army! That is, if you were a student, you had every right not to see the military enlistment office or the bureaucrats who worked there. I don't know if this applied to those who were deemed unfit for service due to health reasons. So, this isn't a relic of communist society at all, but our new Russian tradition.