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What shall we name the establishment?
Bow down and hear our cry,
Our earthly rulers falter,
Our people drift and die,
The walls of gold entomb us,
The swords of scorn divide,
Take not thy thunder from us,
Take away our pride.
G.K. Chesterton: English Hymnal
ps I didn't drink.
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I took it! I'm the winner, the Great Ruble Collector!
Woohoo, I finally have unlimited internet, I was already going crazy ^____^ Of course, I had to pawn off a washing machine, a hairdryer, and an iron that no one needed:rolleyes:

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
My name is Lizarde, but my friends just call me "slipper." It's because my head looks a bit like a cookie since I was born. My IQ is one hundred and fifty (I took a test online). I would really like to meet other guys who are as tasty as I am. I'm interested in everything: stools, blue elves, and mustachioed dragons (I recently became obsessed with them). I'm very excited by blue-eyed crabs (a childhood trauma). What else can I say? I live under a skirt. I spend my days talking to a cactus. Sometimes this amuses me, and I crawl on the ceiling. I like to watch a bearded carpet being fried by a horror.
A crazy test... it's just that the part about the crabs turned out to be a bit stupid:smile43:

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
My name is Neyra, but my friends just call me "computer." It's all because, since birth, my head has resembled a guy's a little. My IQ is three hundred (I took a test online). I would really like to meet other guys who are as dumb as I am. I'm interested in everything: lizards, cats, and guys (I've recently become obsessed with them). I get very excited by blue... let's say crabs (a childhood trauma). What else can I say? I live under the bed. I spend my days talking to a frying pan. Sometimes this amuses me, and I write nonsense. I love watching a hairy dragon run.
I was born in a liquor store in the family of an uncle and a lizard. That's why I have such a big face. My parents named me Crab in honor of a famous guy. In my childhood, my only toys were my fist and a table... Later, I started earning my own living by producing liquor. Recently, I had a fight with my stupid friend: she told me that I'm a silver blonde.
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Actually, here's a second one:
I was born in a toilet, the son of a Girl and an Arandor. That's why I have such a warm face. My parents named me Lizard after the famous cow. In my childhood, my toys were only cows and the Allfather... Later, I started earning a living by producing lids. Recently, I had a fight with my best friend: he told me that I was a speedy ghoul.
Didn't you do that yourself? :)
Don't shift the blame, I didn't nitpick over a minor detail, but over a "quote" - a single piece of verbal wisdom, which wasn't wisdom at all.
You're forgetting, Locke! You're forgetting!

