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My name is Neyra, but my friends just call me "computer." It's all because, since birth, my head has resembled a guy's a little. My IQ is three hundred (I took a test online). I would really like to meet other guys who are as dumb as I am. I'm interested in everything: lizards, cats, and guys (I've recently become obsessed with them). I get very excited by blue... let's say crabs (a childhood trauma). What else can I say? I live under the bed. I spend my days talking to a frying pan. Sometimes this amuses me, and I write nonsense. I love watching a hairy dragon run.
I was born in a liquor store in the family of an uncle and a lizard. That's why I have such a big face. My parents named me Crab in honor of a famous guy. In my childhood, my only toys were my fist and a table... Later, I started earning my own living by producing liquor. Recently, I had a fight with my stupid friend: she told me that I'm a silver blonde.
