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Actually, here's a second one:
I was born in a toilet, the son of a Girl and an Arandor. That's why I have such a warm face. My parents named me Lizard after the famous cow. In my childhood, my toys were only cows and the Allfather... Later, I started earning a living by producing lids. Recently, I had a fight with my best friend: he told me that I was a speedy ghoul.