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2Ar: If a god exists only for the sake of faith, then its actual existence is not necessary.

if I were a God... I would make people kinder and do many other good things.

In my opinion, you can't make people kinder.

Without God, people are incapable of becoming kinder.

God cannot make people kinder.
Without God, people are incapable of becoming kinder.
What the heck?

Didn't you notice that these are opinions of different people?

01 - Arandor. 02 - MoonWolf. Is that clearer?

01. Arandor.
Call me, and I'll help you ;)

I would leave only two dozen people on the entire planet. There would definitely be no wars for territory!:smile54:

Two dozen MMM is too little, and the whole fun is in how you look at conflicts, and without them, it's not interesting.

It would have saved itself and made Zhirinovsky president... of the USA. It would have sent Bush, Yushchenko, Fursenko, Bill Gates, Saakashvili, Sobchak, Zverev *the list can be expanded* on a completely free walking trip to Mars without a return ticket (poor Martians). And then, as a minor thing, world peace, universal justice, free ice cream, so that Windows wouldn't glitch, a monument to Luke Skywalker... well, the last one is optional. Then, with a clear conscience, it would have invited all the other gods and they would have been drinking for several thousand years.

...and then the world would return to its normal state)
P.S. What kind of god promotes alcohol?

Then, with a clear conscience, I would invite all the other gods and we would get drunk for a few thousand years.

I suspect that this is exactly what God is doing.
P.S. Damn, Ar made the same assumption, albeit not as eloquently.

I would send Bush, Yushchenko, Fursenko, Bill Gates, Saakashvili, Sobchak, and Zverev.

Twenty years after the events described above.
Earth was attacked by aliens. Chaos, panic, mass riots, looting – it was a nightmare. At the same time, the aliens mercilessly destroyed the armies of the USA, Russia, and other countries that held significant positions on the world map. The US government (well, as usual, they are the eternal saviors of the world) managed to establish contact with one of the commanders of the attacking forces:
US President:
Good day! We are very glad that we finally managed to establish communication!
Commander: Ah! Obama! Hello, long time no see. As I see, you have become president for the fifth time. What the...? How could that happen?
Obama: [...]
Commander: Ah! You don't recognize me? It's me! Bush! Your old friend! Did you see my cruiser? It's shaped like a boot, very similar to the one that flew past my ear twenty years ago! Yo-ho-ho!
Obama: [...]
Bush: Why are you so quiet? Are you there, buddy?
Bush's Aide: Sir... SIR!!!
Bush: What? WHAT??? What do you want?
Aide: The US authorities cut off communication with you twenty minutes ago. You are talking to yourself.

For clarity's sake:



(In Iraq, a monument was erected depicting a shoe, which was thrown at Bush).

Liz, if I'm not mistaken, this monument was dismantled in two days.

What would you do if you were a god?

I would abandon Earth and leave people to their own devices. I would entertain myself in a Perfect World.

I think a true God would do the same.

I would leave this world and interfere in the affairs of mortals (minor matters, ordinary ones) at my own discretion. No one would even notice me. Although, I would try to help the believers (those who don't have severe FGM) more often.

HAHAHAHA.
I would behave like the Greek gods - drink, eat, have sex with the most beautiful women, do all sorts of things just to see how mortals will squirm afterward, and I would especially try to start wars.