What would you do if you were a god? Auto-translated

Hello, geishas do not provide sexual services, and their content is somewhat different from that of these dolls.

you're lying down,
pressing buttons, and everything happens.

Can't they do it themselves? So they don't have to press buttons.

And it's even better to get involved with 2D goddesses...

Like these?

- Ah, I wish I had a grandmother right now! - A beautiful, warm one! - Yeah, one who would be quiet and not bother me...

Hello, geishas do not provide sex services, and their content is somewhat different from that of these dolls.

That's exactly what I'm talking about.

While I was looking for this pillow, I saw so many interesting things; I’ll probably order one just like it, with Luke on it.

I agree that geishas can do things that robot companions cannot, but to arrange, for example, a session with a c o c k, you need a significant amount of money (for him and for bribes, if they get caught) and a willingness to take risks. And robot companions cannot provide a two-week special diet for even rarer enthusiasts of something (in St. Petersburg, they pay 15,000 for this) and so on. But if you consider the classics, investing in a robot companion is more profitable than investing in a girl.

If I were a god, everyone would be happy.

Do you have one?

I have a stomachache.

It's clear why you woke up.

Would you eat a god, if you had the chance?

I would have given him a good beating if I had the chance. And then I would have eaten him.

Well, he's not to blame for that, just as he's not to blame for anything else. He's just an observer and has nothing to do with creating anything.

Eat the Patriarch of Moscow.