What would you do if you were a god?

It would have saved itself and made Zhirinovsky president... of the USA. It would have sent Bush, Yushchenko, Fursenko, Bill Gates, Saakashvili, Sobchak, Zverev *the list can be expanded* on a completely free walking trip to Mars without a return ticket (poor Martians). And then, as a minor thing, world peace, universal justice, free ice cream, so that Windows wouldn't glitch, a monument to Luke Skywalker... well, the last one is optional. Then, with a clear conscience, it would have invited all the other gods and they would have been drinking for several thousand years.