What would you do if you were a god?

I would send Bush, Yushchenko, Fursenko, Bill Gates, Saakashvili, Sobchak, and Zverev.

Twenty years after the events described above.
Earth was attacked by aliens. Chaos, panic, mass riots, looting – it was a nightmare. At the same time, the aliens mercilessly destroyed the armies of the USA, Russia, and other countries that held significant positions on the world map. The US government (well, as usual, they are the eternal saviors of the world) managed to establish contact with one of the commanders of the attacking forces:
US President:
Good day! We are very glad that we finally managed to establish communication!
Commander: Ah! Obama! Hello, long time no see. As I see, you have become president for the fifth time. What the...? How could that happen?
Obama: [...]
Commander: Ah! You don't recognize me? It's me! Bush! Your old friend! Did you see my cruiser? It's shaped like a boot, very similar to the one that flew past my ear twenty years ago! Yo-ho-ho!
Obama: [...]
Bush: Why are you so quiet? Are you there, buddy?
Bush's Aide: Sir... SIR!!!
Bush: What? WHAT??? What do you want?
Aide: The US authorities cut off communication with you twenty minutes ago. You are talking to yourself.