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LIZARD!
I won't congratulate you on your birthday /:
because it was many years ago (y-y, how many? o0), I'm late. But I'll congratulate you on the day you turned however many years, however many years I'm late (no, seriously, how many? 17? I'm writing from my phone, I don't want to look it up).
Maybe I should wish you something else? Okay, choose: health, happiness, many friends, pleasant communication and good times, beauty, ASR... Basically, everything at once:)