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Registered: 6/13/2007 6:03 PM UTC

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8/18/2008 5:32 PM UTC #1

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Another attempt to revive the flood. Copied from another forum. Here are the rules: A player describes a situation, for example, "I'm drinking tea..." The next player interrupts it, for example: "...and there's a dead fly in it!" And then writes their own situation. I'll start: I'm sitting on the couch...

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Registered: 7/10/2008 3:04 PM UTC

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8/18/2008 5:42 PM UTC #2

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...and then "Dom 2" started on TV...

I'm watching "Dom 2"... :D

Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made

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8/18/2008 5:50 PM UTC #3

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...and suddenly the electricity goes out! (because it's not worth straining your brain!:D)

I'm doing my physics homework....

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Registered: 11/8/2007 3:57 PM UTC

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8/18/2008 6:00 PM UTC #4

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...and suddenly you find out that the physics teacher won the Nobel Prize, which means she couldn't care less about the school. Consequently, the vacant position is open, there's no lesson, and there's no point in doing homework :)

I'm spitting on the ceiling... :D

O God of Earth and Altar,
Bow down and hear our cry,
Our earthly rulers falter,
Our people drift and die,
The walls of gold entomb us,
The swords of scorn divide,
Take not thy thunder from us,
Take away our pride.

G.K. Chesterton: English Hymnal

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8/18/2008 6:05 PM UTC #5

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...the ceiling, strangely enough, mirrors this, which undoubtedly hinders the process...;

I'm drinking an alcoholic beverage...

Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made

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8/19/2008 6:31 AM UTC #6

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...and you're not even 18 yet :/

I play on PC...

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Registered: 3/10/2008 6:19 PM UTC

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8/19/2008 7:00 AM UTC #7

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...Suddenly, Hmur crawls out of there and knocks you out!

I'm suffering from nonsense...

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Registered: 7/1/2008 5:25 PM UTC

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8/19/2008 7:40 AM UTC #8

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...And suddenly, you were sent to a mental hospital because of your delusions...
.... I'm lying on a bed...

Пришёл,увидел,нафлудил.

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8/19/2008 10:16 AM UTC #9

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...and the bed is falling apart.

I get on the bus...

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Registered: 3/10/2008 6:19 PM UTC

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8/19/2008 11:45 AM UTC #10

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suddenly, the bus starts moving abruptly, pinning your leg in the door and tearing it off (i.e., your leg goes with the bus, and you stay behind, haha!):smile01:
I'm pondering the meaning of life...

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Registered: 4/18/2007 12:58 PM UTC

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8/19/2008 11:58 AM UTC #11

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decided that life is pointless, death is better, and hanged himself.

I'm driving in a brand new Porsche...

Барон "Vampires"

Отдай свои прошлые сны,
В сомненьях себя обрети,
В бешеном танце душа кружится!
Не думай, что будет потом,
Здесь и сейчас мы живем,
Стань хоть на миг сам собой, слышишь!

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8/19/2008 12:31 PM UTC #12

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...and that very bus with my leg inside crashes into you, after which you, of course, get brutally crushed inside your Porsche!:smile54:

I try to catch up with the bus, with my leg already gone...

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