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...And then a sniper shoots you in the legs – I know – it’s brutal, lol.
I shoot with an AK-47...
I shoot with an AK-47...
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Loken
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...and the computer freezes, and the hard drive burns out.
I think...
I think...
Драккошка
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...for the first time in my life, lol)))
My cat... (she's wet, and it's unpleasant to pet her, so what? :D)
My cat... (she's wet, and it's unpleasant to pet her, so what? :D)
Zybr
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...it's a pity that only hot water comes out of the taps...
enjoying the silence...
enjoying the silence...
Драккошка
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...and the neighbors are blasting pop music at full volume.
I'm on the phone...
I'm on the phone...
Zybr
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....and it runs out of battery at the most interesting moment of the conversation.
I'm grilling meat...
P.S. Kosh, you're too harsh))) why specifically pop music?)))
I'm grilling meat...
P.S. Kosh, you're too harsh))) why specifically pop music?)))
Wistrit
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...and then it gets up, gets dressed, says goodbye, and leaves.
I use substances banned in the Russian Federation...
I use substances banned in the Russian Federation...
Драккошка
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...Suddenly, a pink elephant in a police uniform appears and puts him in jail.
I'm flipping through a photo album...
P.S. Zubr, an eye for an eye! I feel sorry for the cat too! lol
I'm flipping through a photo album...
P.S. Zubr, an eye for an eye! I feel sorry for the cat too! lol
kcfgogbfalgfl
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....he burns along with you.
I'm performing an operation on a patient...
I'm performing an operation on a patient...
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...whether you work as a pathologist or a security guard.
I'm eating a cherry...
I'm eating a cherry...
kcfgogbfalgfl
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...The cherry is poisoned, now you will die.
I'm on a train...
I'm on a train...
Драккошка
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...and the rails were dismantled.
I'm sitting in the Astral Plane...
I'm sitting in the Astral Plane...
Zybr
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...when suddenly a tipsy dwarf knocks and asks:
-Is this a paid service? Will you be renewing?
I'm playing Heroes...
-Is this a paid service? Will you be renewing?
I'm playing Heroes...
Драккошка
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...and the computer displays the blue screen of death.
I fix my hair...
I fix my hair...
kcfgogbfalgfl
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...And suddenly your hair catches fire, lol.
I'm swimming...
I'm swimming...
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