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Yes, I also thought that Tiaraal is mentioned surprisingly often compared to others.

Well, in the RI series, there are two dungeons with traps, a Lair, a Boot, a faction-specific artifact, and the original Niche, while in Tiara, there's a Bomb and Fruits; it's hard to surpass them in terms of PTSD level.

What Columbus Saw When He Pulled Up — 8/10
“He Came, He Saw, He Drank That Away.” Gaius Gurius Locksmithus
Surprisingly, this video gets the highest score from me.
Pros: successful neuro-music, it's pompous, the emphasis is placed at the end. The text is quite slow, with pauses, allowing you to grasp the text and smile. The girl is pretty.
Then I also realized that Revan chose a very harmless video. I listened to the next one (which starts with the words "I drenched my grandma in seaman"), and there's a bunch of jokes about pedophilia, serial killers, terrorism, and motherfucking. It's just awful. Apparently, this is a whole genre, some kind of crap like a garbage truck.
Against this background, the jokes about Columbus can be said to be childish and harmless.

Warhammer 40000 - General overview of the universe — 7/10
Unexpectedly useful video. It might not be funny, but I saved it, thank you. When I need to delve deeper into the lore of Warhammer, it will be very helpful.
I watched it about the Chaos gods. I found out that I was pronouncing it incorrectly before, Slaanesh instead of Slaa'nesh.

The Animated History of Every Green Lantern [DC Comics] — 3/10
I heard that Robin is not one person like Batman, but several people who take turns. Apparently, this Lantern is the same.
The topic is not close to me, it wasn't funny. I also had the feeling that, like Ment, they are spamming with memes that I'm not aware of.

The best dr. House scene ever — 4/10
It wasn't funny. At first, I was afraid that I wouldn't understand without subtitles, so I went to Google what miasma is. Then I realized that it was unnecessary.
Plus one point for Hugh Laurie's acting.

Fitil "Simple Situation" (1992) watch online — 4/10
Oh, I didn't like it, although "Fitil" is supposedly a sign of quality. I can immediately name 3 Fitil episodes that were very funny to me. But this one wasn't.

Bear asks to eat — 4/10
I think I saw this many years ago. The bear is funny, but not enough.
This video reminded me that we watched it with school friends in the pre-internet era, exchanging this kind of content on CD-ROMs. The famous John West commercial.

"SHTYRKА" - PAUM GDYUM GDYAM —
See, I told you!
I collected the ones from Revan, Heroist, Ara, Alex, Kosha, Moni, Astral.
Well, that was obvious from the beginning, because I've already "tested" it on other people, and no one understood me either, even those I was counting on.
For me, the humor and meaning are not in the man's antics, but in how other people react to him. There is such a palette of bright emotional reactions, looks, surprise, shock, wow!
Plus, there are many micro-gags, for example, where (presumably) off-screen, some old woman crossed herself when she saw him / or she crossed herself, and he was not taken aback and crossed her in response.
Plus, I like the camerawork, it was possible to add dynamics even where there is none, and a little pathos.
Plus, the audio is good, juicy.
Plus, the atmosphere is close to me personally, I spent more than half my life traveling in such commuter trains and constantly saw all these people.

Ment, there's more. But for me personally, it doesn't have much value anymore, because it's just jokes in themselves, without passersby.

normal san andreas review — 3/10
Pretty girl, pleasant.

It reminded me of a legendary joke:

“And we also went to pick mushrooms
...
But we're afraid to go on the old road, because that's where those... aliens are!
What, haven't you heard?
...
They're making our lives miserable here, we can't even go to the store!
And they fly and fly, they fly and fly!”


If You're Dead Just Come Back To Life — 2/10
It didn't evoke any emotions.

a psychotherapy session with Dugin — 4/10
Alex, it's meme-worthy, but it was better with Dmitry Smirnov that time.

Barbecue ORK | Dungeon Soup — 1/10
Cruel, disgusting.

The most epic fight in the history of cinema (Death Mask TV) — 2/10
Very bad. The emotion is the only thing I got from watching it.

How are the guesses looking, point-wise?

Yeah, I mixed up my own characters, time to retire...

I also mixed up your characters... What's wrong with Rails being a versatile soldier?

Also, I think Astral was intentionally cosplaying as Alex, which also caused confusion.

Table

Player characters	Description	Who it is	Sent by
1	Legendary build of a legendary HW player, failed like a loser.	Halmedir (but I don't understand what "залиться" means in this context)	Nebo Bezaltushnik
2	He is a magnificent family man, an ideal citizen, and someone who cannot be frightened by anyone or anything. He has a goal and he follows it. Always. Daily. Exactly according to schedule.	Ticket seller at the station in Margel	Count Orlov
3	A bucket of jelly.	Blup-something, Arandor's character from the last Nebk	Arandor
4	Universal soldier.	Relsa	Saraba
5	In high heels, his height is 4 feet. He is very thin and bow-legged, and his muscles are like tiny rubber bands. Despite the repulsive appearance and bad habits, he has a peculiar charm. For a long time, he couldn't find a girlfriend, complained about it to his partners, and didn't understand why girls avoided him.	Anders	Ment
6	Predestination, doom, helplessness, illness, death.	Radiel from Horizon (Actually any player character, but the vibes are more like a Heroist's character from Plesnev's same-//)	Fragment
7	Lightning mage, follower of the Emperor, demonic abomination, drowned man	Knichad (I have no idea, there are a million emperor-followers in different exps, and I don't remember any lightning mages besides Nokou)	Slozhna
8	An A-student filled with loyalty to the motherland.	Latro	Nebo Altushnik
9	A kind and sweet girl of many talents, searching for herself.	Nisho	Nebo Bezaltushnik
10	Ples's character. A woman warrior, trained in the use of two-handed weapons since childhood, but with low communication skills. Participated in an exp where the vast majority of characters survived, everything ended with a happy end, and Nebo wrote a quenta but didn't play as his character.	Tirza	Some guy from HW
NPCs	Description	Who it is	Sent by
1	He knows a lot, but doesn't speak just because. His home is the palace of trials. If you can pass — perhaps you will get what you desire... But if not — unlucky.	Asparagus	Saraba
2	Little rogue, big joker, bridge guard, blaster of things that the dog should pull	The Almighty Goblin from that Nebk one where I played as a lion named Richard.	Nebo Bezaltushnik
3	Some unfortunate souls have a clearly defined destiny to suffer. You go through endless torments, which last and last, then finally break for a short while, but only to soon return with a scale never seen before. And now you are an ancient, immortal being whom myriads of men are ready to pray to. Finally free and able to enjoy the results of centuries of torment. But you choose quiet oblivion. Those around you cannot understand. And everyone is very, very sorry. For the loss of their sex symbol. And no one will ever know what your secret was. Infinite willpower or... that you can also get used to pain and stop feeling it, attaining true zen and seeing the world from a completely different angle.	Sonatka	Count Orlov
4	No one has seen him, but everyone loves him, and those who don't love him hate him. Survivability 2/4.	Avalanche-man	Some guy from HW
5	Kindness, responsiveness, service, faith, melody.	Sonatka	Fragment
6	The-man-I-mention-every-year.	Laid (GM's character)	Arandor
7	She is a short, plump girl with a wonderful complexion and blush all over her cheeks. The most striking thing about her appearance is the gray hair, which never tangles, shines, and is easily styled. The girl has a great character; she is kind and responsive. But like many people of this disposition, she may not hold back and snap. Thanks to her mindset, she is very resistant to mental manipulations.	Metarma	Ment
8	The ideal of benevolence, generosity, strictness, intellect, and grace.	Akonia ver 2	Gyarados
9	A loyal and diligent friend with a mischievous streak.	Alm (I also thought about Randal, but worse)	Nebo Altushnik
10	Wizard and gambling enthusiast. Result: epic victory for the adventurers! The Heroist's character outsmarted the villain by suggesting he play his own roulette. In the end, the villain lost in rock-paper-scissors and turned to dust. True, the adventurers also suffered. One became a death knight, the second a ghost, and the third lost all her skills.	Apostle of Captivity... I think he was. Anyway, that guy in the picture, why guess.	Slozhna
Expeditions	Description	What it is	Sent by
1	Apostles: Gotta catch 'em all!	AA	Slozhna
2	TYORAL	Tioral (and I sowed)	Nebo Bezaltushnik
3	Legendary memes and rubber ducky syndrome	Reim 3	Gyarados
4	Guard! Guard!	Lafrenia	Ment
5	Unforgettable attractions of unseen fun in the Haven of a great man.	Reim 2	Saraba
6	You were accepted into a prestigious educational institution, trained, dressed, and sent to the front to die in the name of a woman. And having somehow survived and accepting a gift from your mistress, you find a free moment to visit the hero forum and write a post for the Expedition.	Reim 3	Count Orlov
7	Deception, denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance.	Serberia	Fragment
8	Just a BOMB.	Shabet	Arandor
9	* memory - reproduce *	AA	Some guy from HW
10	A dream with a temperature of 39.	Aberat	Nebo Altushnik

That's how it was for me, basically. I won't put the excel on the forum, because no one will download it anyway.
Some things, in my opinion, are characteristic. For example, "deception, blah blah blah" in exps, I paid close attention to "deception", because it's usually not in the stages of depression, if I remember correctly. And I fit Serberia there, because Gung deceived us there.
As for "just a bomb" — Tiaral also fit, of course, but there were fruits there too, while in Shabet the bomb was most memorable.
For "Dream", I wanted to write "any exp".
And so, regarding characters, basically the task was largely to guess the senders, because it's easier to work from them than from the text itself. I sent my favorites, not necessarily in a literal sense, but in terms of roleplay and irony regarding the current masquerade, and "Guard! Guard!" was a hint that wherever Pratchett is, the sender is the same person, and I took these character descriptions slightly modified from the Pratchett wiki. It even googles, at least for me.

Three Alexes from three Astral factions!

What Columbus Saw When He Pulled Up — 7, initially gave it a 6, but after watching the rest, I realized it deserved a higher rating.
Warhammer 40000 - General overview of the universe — 4, this almost seven-hour video surely has something amusing, but I definitely won't be looking for it.
The Animated History of Every Green Lantern [DC Comics] — 5, another video about lore that doesn't interest me much, although at least here the humor is clear.
The best dr. House scene ever — 8, this one made me smile.
Fitil "A Simple Situation" (1992) watch online — 7, okay, this is not bad, it has a meaning, as they say.
Bear asks to be fed — 5, be careful, it might bite your fingers.
"SHTYRKA" - PAUM GDYUM GDYAM — 3, the video itself isn't as bad as I expected, but YouTube and VK don't load it, and Rutube is lagging... in short, I don't know, these complications aren't worth it.
normal san andreas review — 4, no, this is a rather boring review with weak humor. They could have sent a review of Sanboy on GTA 5 instead; at least there's something to laugh about.
If You're Dead Just Come Back To Life — 6. excellent advice for any situation.
a psychotherapy session from Dugin — 2, and now let's all die, that old man gave permission. I condemn it, just in case.
Barbecue ORC | Dungeon Soup — 2, let's assume there's an "interesting" story here, but I didn't see anything funny

Plus, I like the cinematography; it managed to add dynamism even where there wasn't any, and a bit of pathos.

I was thinking of adding a point specifically for that; the visuals are quite good. But I couldn't overcome the overall feeling, sorry. 😔😞

Yeah, they're really annoying here.

I remember that... it didn't work out.

2. TYORAL

everyone was complaining, but whatever...

For me, the humor and meaning lie not in the man's antics, but in how other people react to him.

it would have been easier to send some kind of prank (harmless). I've seen a couple of them before, and some were quite funny.

the point of the review isn't the game itself, but rather copying/parodying YouTubers from the 2000s, although it's questionable whether she even saw them, considering her age. She has more "shaky" videos on her channel (in terms of picture quality, primarily), some in the same style, some not. But, in my opinion, they fit well into the "funny" category.
ps and she has a cool apartment

Just wanted to check out some funny stuff. Never mind. At least I won somewhere.

Where do you find these unavailable videos? Maybe you should check them here before sending them and not send them if they are unavailable?

Yes, it seems to be some kind of copyright issue, meaning it can't be reproduced in certain countries or something similar; it's hard to verify, anyone could get caught.

12. Generate an image in some AI generator, then we evaluate and guess.

But I'll send it anyway, you don't have to guess.